Three blondes are out for a walk when they come accross some tracks. The first blonde says to the others " see thse tracks they`re rabbits tracks" "No No says the second...
MAY THE MORRIS MEN OF ENGLAND FILL YOUR ANGLO SAXON HEARTS WITH JOY ON THIS ST. GEORGES DAY. This message is not available in punjabi ,urdu,hindi,polish,swahili,arabic,gaelic,german, french,or any...
..... or indeed better weapons generally? Just looked at the latest bit of footage of the police poking a rampaging mob with a small stick, Surely they should be equipped with more effective weapons...
I've heard this said over and over again, but why? Surely people having to go outside to smoke hasnt stopped them going out and meeting friends in pubs. What do smokers do now for social interaction?
9 down the spanish wolf ran round companion -e-l-w 8 down strip study due to damage d-n-d- 16 down set right womans insults -i-o-l-e 26 across bit of anger developed about university student g-a---...
Two men in Tescos Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Tescos when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I...
I've just topped up my 3G (with 3) broadband account and I went to activate it and it says I need a 16 digit voucher number. I don't have a 16 digit voucher number but my account is showing at a...
This question attracted very much interest when posted earlier. It has now been reported that a millionaire is to fund legal services on behalf of the Grandparent. Peter Hitchins sums the whole matter...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-113170 8/Stop-stealing-jobs-Thousands-oil-workers-Bri tain-walk-row-influx-foreign-labour.html Do the hand wringers on this site believe that these workers are...
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub. Mary says I need a pee and goes behind a bush and drops her knickers. Feeling horny Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling...
Daily Express Crusader Crossword 22 Jan 2009 Shows two exception to the rule " I before E except after C 12 across being protein and 14 across being counterfeit . Strange language we have isn't it ?
Paddy bumps into Murphy walking along the high street with a sack of manure slung over his shoulder. "And where would you be goin' wit that manure Murphy?" asks Paddy. "Goin' to put it on me...
Just heard on rado theer been a survey done in which three quarters of people who say theyve read the classics and shakespere etc are actually lying. Theyve read bits and quote snipppets tho. Do you...
They say that the pleasure experienced after a good bout of sex is equivalent to the satisfaction felt after a good dump. The only difference is that after a good dump you don't have to hug it for...