Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.. Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says...
I've just turned on my radio in order to hear a play which starts at 1am, only to find that it will be starting at the OTHER 1am, in an hour's time. All very confusing! So what will everyone else be...
From Radio Times listing for Thur 27th Oct, 9pm, ITV2 'Benidorm': 'Having had her wedding ruined by the accident, Madge, along with Janice, find themselves taken captive'. Highest count of...
A woman walks into the butchers shop just before closing. She says, "Thank Heavens I've made it in time! Have you any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out his only turkey, and...
a cross between George clooney and David Essex?
Well I will be sleeping with him tonight when he stops snoring his bloody head off.
Oh for feks sake he is so perfect but his snoring is killing me....
A birthday rhyme for the blue welsh one May blue not be your shade May today find you in the pink Or be it a golden Day And whatever be the number I wish you many more Each full of joy and laughter...
I'm not happy with my results.......Well I agree with the first part..... "You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. You...
A couple of Sundays back I found myself in the Cornucopia pub in Southend, where I was greatly impressed by the band ("Not Dead Yet"). I've just found out that someone there had a video...
because I used to LOVE cheese and onion crisps, and now if I have them they seem to stick half way down and then stay with me all day. Me Mum told me this would happen. How did you realise you were...
