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Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your d i c k up your wife's a r s e....
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lesblue
I have just wasted 25 quid on a DVD entitled "Tiger Woods......My Favourite 18 Holes" Turns out it's got nothing to do with golf!!...
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spaz101
Anyone know of any?
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marray
After her wedding a girl & her new husband, who were staying at her parent's house, were getting ready for bed when the girl's father called the husband to one side. "Look" he said " my daughter's...
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marval
A man walks into a restaurant with a fully-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'...
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marval
William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts - Hattie and Sophia - who were skilled in the baking arts. One day, "Big Bill" was petitioned by the citizens of his town because the...

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