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Politically Correct Descriptions for Men

He does not have a BEER GUT. He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE...
13:00 Tue 17th Jul 20122 answers, last by askyourgran 19:46 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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My mother-in-law.

My mother-in-law was being attacked by 6 men. "Shouldnt you go and help?!" shouted my wife. "Nah, 6 should be enough"....
12:26 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by bookbinder 12:37 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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One Saturday morning....

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential...
12:20 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by marval 14:24 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Purple flowers on potatoes Im growing

Ive always had white flowers on the plants, which die off before you pick the spuds, but these ones have purple flowers??
08:05 Tue 17th Jul 20127 answers, last by Smowball 11:53 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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New tougher Smowball!

Daughter(23) who I lent a load of money to very recently, asked to do the Race for Life with me this year. I paid for her to enter and sent her all the pack etc. She has just txt me to say she isnt...
17:32 Mon 16th Jul 201228 answers, last by murraymints 10:56 Fri 20th Jul 2012
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Five Rules To Remember in Life....

1.Forgive your emeny, but remember the b*ggers name 2.Money cannot but happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3.Help someone when they are in trouble, and they...
12:28 Mon 16th Jul 201221 answers, last by BIGJACK 21:28 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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My wife......

My wife told me to go out and come back with something that would make her look sexy, so I came back p*ssed!
12:11 Mon 16th Jul 20124 answers, last by marval 14:43 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Mateo from Benidorm..

Just heard him being interviewed on TV and was so shocked to hear his real voice! I actually did think he was Spanish lol. Doesn't sound sexy at all in real life!
11:03 Mon 16th Jul 201215 answers, last by LoftyLottie 18:57 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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A policeman.....

A policeman came to my front door last night, holding a photo of my wife. Is this your wife,sir?" he asked. Shocked I said "Yes". " I'm afraid it looks as though she has been hit...
08:51 Mon 16th Jul 20125 answers, last by marval 14:43 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Facebook/Google

I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to any family functions anymore :~)
10:51 Sun 15th Jul 20122 answers, last by rockyracoon 11:08 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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Fontina cheese

Am doing my usual online food shopping and I need fontina cheese but Tesco's don't have it online - what can I substitute it with??
10:45 Sun 15th Jul 20126 answers, last by Smowball 08:55 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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I am sooooo sick of this rain......

Woke up to sunshine and now it is absolutely pouring down!! Cannot believe there is any rain left in the sky - so depressing. On a positive note winter will look quite good compared to this appalling...
12:15 Sat 14th Jul 201252 answers, last by tonyav 19:20 Sat 14th Jul 2012
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My wife.....

My wife has been self-harming. I have been trying to help her though. This morning I bought her a chainsaw.......
15:58 Thu 12th Jul 20126 answers, last by has 20:32 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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My son has given my address on a Pay Day Loan

Elder son took out £100 Payday loan from Toothfairy Finance in April. Doesnt live with me and I had no idea. Was meant to pay it bk the nxt week but didnt have work so he called me in a panic...
18:09 Wed 11th Jul 201255 answers, last by em10 07:57 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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Benefits

If the worst comes to the worst and my husband does not come back, how do I find what I am entitled to, as his salary is most of our income and I simply would not survive on my part time wages.
14:08 Tue 10th Jul 201212 answers, last by AshleyCarl 06:54 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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No headache tablets in house

I have a splitting headache and have no tablets, and cant go out as am waiting for a delivery. Is there anything else I could take, that might ease it??
13:41 Mon 09th Jul 201248 answers, last by fiction-factory 07:41 Tue 16th Jan 2018
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I don't want sympathy, just a chat.....

Have had the worst 24 hrs ever - buried my mums sister yesterday(my aunt) then tonight my husband packed a suitcase and walked out. Have had to deal with an incredibly upset son, my own emotions, a...
23:15 Sat 07th Jul 2012114 answers, last by Smowball 12:02 Sat 14th Jul 2012
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Cholestrol levels

What are the best ways to lower it?
07:59 Thu 05th Jul 201219 answers, last by Smowball 07:00 Sun 08th Jul 2012
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Cats fur going lighter

Have cat with long jet black hair. Noticed recently she seemed to have a tinge of almost pale gingery fur but thought it was the light. Just looked out the garden at her and she had definitely...
13:00 Wed 04th Jul 20125 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:50 Fri 06th Jul 2012
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Partners who work away.

Who has a partner/spouse that works away from home - ie at least mon-thur/fri? What are the pro's and what are the con's from your point of view and do you like or dislke it?...
12:54 Wed 04th Jul 201221 answers, last by Smowball 08:01 Thu 05th Jul 2012

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