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What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver? Toot-n-come-oot : )
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Was remembering years ago when I had just passed my driving test and was taking my friend for a drive, who hadn't passed hers yet. As we went down one road I realised it had those width restriction...
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I have a gravel driveway and the part of the pavement that was dropped down by the council it quite narrow, due to a raised drain covering on one side, and a tree on the other side. A car has started...
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So it looks like its somebody who has just got a dog who works, and has just set off for work. It sounds like a pretty big dog, if that makes any sense. I can't see anything, but its ever so loud and...
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Just opened the freezer to get something out and thought - what on earth is that?? What looks like frozen shaving foam is all over everything, the doors, all the food.... Then I realised what I've...
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There is a dog I can hear howling from my back garden. I dont know who's it is, but it did it all day yesterday and is still doing it. It sounds very close, within 100 metres, but its driving me mad!...
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I should have had only water from 9 om last night, ready for a set of blood tests at 10am this morning, but due to an eventful evening I forgot until 11pm! Will it make much difference or should I...
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Am really writing this out of frustration, as I honestly dont know what to do. You all know relationship between hubby and son at home are strained - mostly because he doesnt see his own child( or so...
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I was in such a good mood and am now so blooming stressed. Second oldest son(18yr old who has the new baby) has just called me. I just knew he wanted something as he was rambling. So anyway said I...
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Last night we went out for dinner to a very nice local restaurant. It was quite busy, lots of tables of businessmen having dinner, and couples. Lovely decor and food and wine are fab. Just after we...
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What would you do with it? Just say you saw a ticket laying on the floor somewhere public,maybe a pub or shop - picked it up and stuck it in your pocket. then you get home and check the numbers....and...
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What pain killers are you NOT meant to take if you are on Omeprazole? I have googled this before I bothered you lot but have got varying answers. TIA. And also what reason for not taking them?
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Highlights from tonights email: We drove an hour to a park specialising in monkeys. A particularly hawk eyed pupil within minutes said " Sir,Miss,why is that monkeys face so different?"....
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My doctor prescribed these when I really hurt my back. He said to take every 4 hours but they are strong so I would just take them in the eve after work. When they ran out, which was ages after they...
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They are sending nightly emails on the day's activities - very funny. And I quote: Year 10 pupils decided to scare year 7's by telling them ghost stories before bed - think this backfired as upon...
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There are enough to choose from! Think lastnights when Simon drank the red wine has to be one of them - can't imagine any child having more than a sip without spitting it out in disgust,let alone...
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My friend is 6 months pregnant and recent scan said her amniotic fluid was quite low - it apparently be between 8-18 something or other, dont know the term of measurement. Her's was 8.6. She went back...
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Do you sign your card to your dad just from you or from both of you if you have a partner?
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Half a punnet of ripe apricots, half a cucumber, half punnet baby plum tomatoes, half tub Boursin,some cabbage, cooking apple and 2 rashers of bacon! Any ideas??...
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My 12 yr old son is on 8 day school water activity trip to France. Group leader is updating us every eve with an email - most amusing. Tonights email included the following: An un-named year 7 pupil...

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