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to make you feel good,i lost track on my diet so i am going into kitchen shortly to make soup and braising steak
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i won at bingo today,i halved it with my pal
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lost 2.5lbs tonight,total 2st.2lbs.3.5 0ff my 10% body loss,i'll try and get that next week
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name of film-ROGERSTUSA THANKS IN ADVANCE...
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if you are obsessive-compulsive,please press 1 repeatedly if you are co-dependent,please ask someone to press2 if you have multible personality disorder,please press3,4,5 and 6. if you are...
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how can i stop my dog barking,he is nearly 15,and has been a barker since we got him,but i'm afraid my new neighbours might complain
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weighed tonighr ,lost 4lbs=total 2 stone, YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH,shouting with joy
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mascara-they usually run at the first sign of emotion men are like mini skirts-if your not careful they'll creep up your leg. men are like place mats-they only show up when theres food on the table....
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in the local paper £60 of BENCH vouchers,to be picked up in the store,youngest son wants a jacket,so he can have it as i'm to old for bench stuff?
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you treat anybody foreign with suspicion you nevere leave home without an umbrella you havent been to the millennium dome on holiday in spain,you search for a bar that serves roast beef you think...
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'listen' do you wanna know a secret(answer in song title)
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a theology professor asked a student from wyoming;'whats the opposite of joy' sadness'replied the student whats the opposite of depression' 'elation' and whats the opposite of woe' 'giddy up'...
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a young man was shipwrecked on a desert island and did'nt see another human being for 20 years.then out of the blue,a beautiful woman was washed ashore. how have you survived all these years'she asked...
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three elderly woman were discussing the problems of growing old.one said;'sometimes i find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and i cant remember if i am putting it away or...
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????
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has a centipede
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if a polar bear is standing on the north pole, walks ten miles south, ten miles east, then ten miles north, where is the polar bear?
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baked tomatoes on the vine,mushrooms and fried potatoe,for my dinner,it was ok,i'm trying to eat healthy

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