if you are obsessive-compulsive,please press 1 repeatedly if you are co-dependent,please ask someone to press2 if you have multible personality disorder,please press3,4,5 and 6. if you are...
mascara-they usually run at the first sign of emotion
men are like mini skirts-if your not careful they'll creep up your leg.
men are like place mats-they only show up when theres food on the table....
you treat anybody foreign with suspicion you nevere leave home without an umbrella you havent been to the millennium dome on holiday in spain,you search for a bar that serves roast beef you think...
a theology professor asked a student from wyoming;'whats the opposite of joy'
sadness'replied the student
whats the opposite of depression'
'elation'
and whats the opposite of woe'
'giddy up'...
a young man was shipwrecked on a desert island and did'nt see another human being for 20 years.then out of the blue,a beautiful woman was washed ashore. how have you survived all these years'she asked...
three elderly woman were discussing the problems of growing old.one said;'sometimes i find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and i cant remember if i am putting it away or...