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funerals

an aquaintance of mine was found dead in her flat by my ex husband,she had died the previous day,only SIX people turned up for her funeral,so sad,she was about 76.i could'nt go ,no transport or driver
18:51 Thu 08th Oct 20096 answers, last by pericat 20:17 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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two fish are in a tank

one says to the other'can you drive this thing?"
00:40 Thu 08th Oct 20093 answers, last by carlton23 22:53 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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scientists have just discovered

something that can do the work of five men-a woman.
00:29 Thu 08th Oct 20094 answers, last by Jan1957 00:51 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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the editor

heres to a man who is a true inspiration to the rest of us.if he can make it,we've all got a chance?
00:25 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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weight watchers

lost another three and a half pounds tonight,total loss 23.5lbs.feel like twiggy
00:08 Thu 08th Oct 20098 answers, last by looobylooo 19:30 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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recipe for scottish tablet

son wants to make it for his fathers birthday
17:47 Wed 07th Oct 20093 answers, last by woofgang 10:53 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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to our sweethearts and wives

may they never meet..........?
17:33 Wed 07th Oct 20091 answer, last by tonyav 17:36 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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to our friend the banker

may he never lose interest
17:30 Wed 07th Oct 20091 answer, last by Androcles 18:21 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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what film is this

rogerstusa
16:18 Wed 07th Oct 20094 answers, last by TheEqualizer 16:21 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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comic dictionary

absentee-a missing golf peg accordian-a bagpipe with pleats adamant-the very first insect alarms-what an octopus has alimony-the cost of loving announce-one sixteenth of a pound aromatic-auto pilot...
00:33 Tue 06th Oct 20093 answers, last by slinky.kate 17:28 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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why did the baby strawberry cry

because his mother was in a jam?
00:22 Tue 06th Oct 20093 answers, last by TTG 12:45 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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last joke of the night

saved the best one weight watchers will meet at the prebyterian church= please use the large double doors....
00:20 Mon 05th Oct 20092 answers, last by ELVIS68 00:26 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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what do you call a welshman

with lots of girlfriends a shepherd...
00:15 Mon 05th Oct 20091 answer, last by lindylou16 19:10 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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what was black

and slid down nelsons colunm ? winnie mandela...
00:07 Mon 05th Oct 20095 answers, last by TTG 12:43 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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how do you confuse a blonde

put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner,
23:58 Sun 04th Oct 20098 answers, last by mamyalynne 00:16 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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why

why did the raisin go out with the prune, because he could'nt find a date...
23:54 Sun 04th Oct 20098 answers, last by mamyalynne 00:03 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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haloween outfits

my son and girlfriend(21 and 22 years old) want to dress up to go to a 21st,then onto a nightclub,they were asking me for ideas,i said-simon cowell and susan boyle,son could wear high waisters and...
23:45 Sun 04th Oct 20096 answers, last by dothawkes31 10:30 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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daily record

114a, buttocks(8) d--r-e-e
23:28 Sat 03rd Oct 20094 answers, last by Sandy-Wroe 08:15 Sun 04th Oct 2009
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my juicy orange was fab

when did you last eat your'5' pieces of fruit and veg i had an orange cabbage potatoe vegetable soup...
00:09 Thu 01st Oct 200910 answers, last by Slooow_Jo 00:33 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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reasons it's great to be a woman

you never have to buy your own drinks you can get laid anytime you want you can get out of speeding tickets by crying tell me some more...
23:36 Wed 30th Sep 200923 answers, last by zzxxee 09:29 Thu 01st Oct 2009

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