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i would be grateful for any advice. I have lived with my partner for 4 years and we decided to try for a baby. I fell pregnant and I am due in october. I finish work in 5 weeks and when I return next...

tonyted

New housemates

What do you think of that skanky blonde tart?

danges1

banana history

someone told me that when bananas were first introduced into britain that some people died due to eating them without removing the skin is this true or is this just a myth

crossroads

This is how its done

Whats your job? Have you ever fallen off your roof? Have you been in a traffic accident before? When are you going on holiday next and were are you going? Do you shower naked or in undergarments? See...

crossroads

Please give your opinion

on my spoof BT advert. If you like it i'll do some more spoof adverts. If not, its back to square 1.

Loosehead

"Family Honour murder???

Surely Murder + Life in jail dishonours the family a little bit more that a divorce! Or hav I missed something. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6906 735.stm

shazzzz

well well two questions band in a row

my question is how come both questions have been reported because ,is it a they refer to animails or b some people dont have a sence of houmour .i have met some of these people who love animails but...

4getmenot

Tracy & Charley

Does anybody know what punishment they got for talking about nominations yesterday?

Le Chat

Books for a 10 yrs old boy.

I wish to purchase some story books for my son. He doesn't like Harry Potter or the like but I want to buy him some books that will grip his imagination from the first page.(You know how some books...

whiffey

People you care for

I had a call tonight from someone I really care for. It's not somebody I have ever met, but just somebody for whom I feel an empathy and a sense of chuckle. I expect most people would call her a...

pastafreak

Bad day

I knew it was going to be "one of those days" when I went to sit down with my cup of tea and discovered that the cat had chucked her breakfast in my chair....how do you know it's gonna be a bad day?

Agent_Smith

do you ever...........

get the feeling your a bit lost even though your pretty content with your life? :?()

Roughquest

Nice Guy

I have met a really lovely, intelligent, handsome, generous, solvent, guy - he treats me too well so far, is very complimentary, he is the perfect gentleman, we have been out on 4 dates so far, he...

-Zorro-

Any birds on AB fancy a hump?

well......................

Doc Spock

lets have a laugh

the weather is terrible, never mind the sour pusses who say too much youtube, this is funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1Wwx2KZdg

shazzzz

how do you know if you have got the red card of ab

none of my answers are showing up on ab board but they are on my profile board it says i have had nine answers removed and two questions removed having a proberlem submiting

boobesque

typecast names

hello. According to t.v, Barry's are always paedophiles or rapists, Tracy's and sharron's are usually a bit slaggy, etc Can you please post here other typecast names that you can think of. Thank you...

peppy

Compliments, last one you got ?

After watching a prog where a womans bum was described as pert, I asked Mr.P how he would describe mine. After a firtle about, he pondered for a second and said " plentiful " How marvellous to be so...

Emz26

Annoying Habits.....!

Do you have any annoying habits that drive others mad? Or does your partner have any that send you potty? If so, what are they?

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