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Laver Cup

Does anyone know if this is being shown on tv today? Watched it yesterday on Sky, but cannot find it anywhere today....
12:52 Sat 23rd Sep 20172 answers, last by -SharonA- 13:08 Sat 23rd Sep 2017
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Charles Dickens

Charles Dickens walked into an inn and ordered a martini. The barkeep asked him if he wanted "Olive or twist?"...
13:30 Sat 16th Sep 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:28 Sun 17th Sep 2017
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God

Little Johnny asked his Mum, "does God use the bathroom?" "No, what a funny question!" Said Mum. Then why did Dad say this morning, "Oh, God, are you still in there?"...
13:53 Tue 12th Sep 20173 answers, last by murraymints 08:19 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Amazon Icon On Kindle

Hi, I am hoping kindle users can help. On selecting the shopping icon on my Kindle fire, it always opens up the U.S. version. Is there anyway I can change this so that the English version appears?...
22:42 Sun 10th Sep 20172 answers, last by -SharonA- 23:19 Sun 10th Sep 2017
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Paddy's Wife

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
19:42 Sat 09th Sep 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 20:55 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Corny

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mum? A: "Where’s my pop corn?"...
17:58 Thu 07th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 18:35 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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No Sex!!!

Doctor performed a simple medical procedure on his patient, I warned her, "After this, you can’t have sex for at least three days." "Did you hear that?" she asked her husband. "No sex for three...
19:06 Mon 04th Sep 20171 answer, last by cupid04 14:39 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Soup!!!

Checking the menu, Paddy, a restaurant customer, ordered a bowl of soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called over to the waitress...
19:29 Sun 03rd Sep 20173 answers, last by zebo 09:46 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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The New Ee Advert

In this advert, Duncan makes me laugh with his dancing!!!! http://www.thedrum.com/news/2017/07/27/kevin-bacon-ee-ad-campaign-takes-flight-with-free-apple-music-deal...
19:03 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Burglar Bill

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!”...
15:36 Sat 02nd Sep 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 20:39 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Lost Luggage

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case!!
21:42 Fri 01st Sep 201720 answers, last by Spicerack 14:52 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Skechers

Has anybody got a pair of these, especially the Go Walk ones?? Are they comfy as they make out?...
20:30 Thu 31st Aug 20177 answers, last by Buenchico 21:27 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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Hole

A hole has appeared in the ladies’ changing rooms at the local sports centre. Police are looking into it!!...
16:12 Sat 26th Aug 20177 answers, last by mallyh 12:58 Sun 27th Aug 2017
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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."...
16:08 Fri 25th Aug 20172 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:37 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Filibustering....

Do you what this is??? Try the quiz to see other political terms http://news.sky.com/story/do-you-know-what-filibustering-is-well-its-not-a-sex-act-11002281...
14:38 Thu 24th Aug 201711 answers, last by Caran 23:08 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Question On Behalf Of Mr A.

Can a cat5 cable, an Ethernet be used in place of a scart lead?
20:48 Tue 22nd Aug 20171 answer, last by Ellipsis 22:26 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Empty Milk Bottle

Mick opens Paddy's fridge and says "Why do you keep an empty bottle of milk in here Paddy?" Paddy replies "In case someone wants a black coffee, ye thick ***!"...
13:15 Fri 18th Aug 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 13:22 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Cannot Connect My Email To Phone

I have a sony xperia and all of a sudden my main email has gone weird. I deleted and tried to connect again using steps here...
22:18 Sun 13th Aug 20174 answers, last by Old_Geezer 07:49 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Did You Hear.......................................................................

Did you hear about the short-sighted doctor who tried to perform a circumcision? He missed, and he got the sack.
11:42 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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U2

When I’m listening to U2, I turn down the treble a little bit. Just to take The Edge off!...
15:33 Fri 11th Aug 20177 answers, last by weecalf 20:34 Fri 11th Aug 2017

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