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Homeland tomorrow night is not showing in my tv guide. Does anyone know why it is not on?? It only started a couple of weeks ago....
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My husband keeps threatening to leave me over my obsession to become a tailor. Fine, I said, "Suit yourself!"...
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At an Irish wedding reception, the best man caught up in his speech yelled out "Would all the married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living" The bartender was almost...
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Just saw a bloke driving a tractor and shouting "THE END IS NIGH" I think it was Farmer Geddon!...
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Last night I had telephone sex........... I've just come back from the chemist with the morning after bill...............
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Just had a bloke knock on my door, smear my face with butter, slap me with a block of cheese, then pour milk over my head!! How dairy??????...
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Apologies if this has been discussed before in news, but can someone explain why Trump wants to build a wall to stop Mexicans coming in. Has he given a plausible explanation?? Is it because of...
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I have never lost a baby or child, but I do think Michelle's grief over baby Ruari is a little too much.
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A very attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and place a bet of 20,000 euros on a single roll of the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much...
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A college student was studying wildlife zoology. Ater one week the students had a test. The professor passed out a sheet of paper which was divided into 4 squares. In each square was a carefully drawn...
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I have a friend living in Jaywick and cannot reach her in light of the recent news. When I wanted to know, is it that bad on there on the East coast?? She has a sea front property....
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An Irish man is stumbling home through the woods, totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptising people in the river. The preacher turns around and is overcome by the smell of alcohol, but...
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My friend's son applied for a job as a Traffic Warden. On the application form it asks if you have a driving licence. Yes my friend's son has an full AUTOMATIC driving licence. This was never bought...
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I have a paved back 'garden' and I have decided I want some potted plants dotted around. I don't mind flowering or green plants that are suitable for outdoors and easy care. What do you recommend?...
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1. Wrap some empty boxes in Christmas paper. 2. Label with your children's names and place under tree. 3. Wait for child to misbehave or disobey you. 4. Retrieve one labelled 'gift' from under tree....
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I delivered a parcel to the surgery today... It was just what the doctor ordered..........
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I just opened my first Christmas card, it had no writing in it, but some rice fell out................ I guessed it was from my uncle Ben!!...
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Lots of running around in night clothes in both episodes!!! What did you think??? The storylines have been great as usual....
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When I was a young girl, mum bought these air fresheners that were round, had a hole in the middle (like a large polo mint) and they came in a variety of colours like pink, white, green etc. Once...
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Is anyone a member of this website?? Do you recommend it?? Are there are similar websites, maybe free to use?? Thanks....

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