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First Footing

Do they still follow this tradition in Scotland?? The reason I ask, is that Lidl is giving away free lumps of coal up north!! Why coal though?? I would have thought a bottle of Whisky more apt!!!...
22:30 Sun 31st Dec 201722 answers, last by -SharonA- 16:12 Mon 01st Jan 2018
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New Style Cremations

Have you seen the new plans this council in the West Midlands have for disposing dead bodies?? Would you consider this and do you think it is a good idea??...
02:00 Thu 28th Dec 201720 answers, last by hc4361 18:09 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Can You Help Me With My Bra???

I usually get measured for my bras at Marks but my last nearest branch closed down. I need to get a size bigger, so if I wear a size 36C, do I go for a 36D or a 38C??? It is both across the back and...
19:03 Fri 17th Nov 201747 answers, last by -SharonA- 23:28 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Shocked

I have just returned from the dentist where he quoted me £450 to refill a tooth which has a crack in it or £200 to extract. The says the high price is due to the tooth being a rear molar and awkward...
13:31 Wed 01st Nov 201729 answers, last by Sqad 07:39 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Wetherspoons

I am in Wetherspoons and there is a heated atmosphere due to Wetherspoons announcing that staff will not be wearing poppies this year due to multiculturalism!! Some folks are up in arms. I cannot see...
19:50 Thu 26th Oct 201731 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:11 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Alright For Some!!!!

The civil servant responsible for increasing the state pension age to 67 is Retiring at 61 with a £1.8 million pension pot. He will receive £85,000 a year and a lump sum of £245,000 He's the...
13:23 Sat 21st Oct 201740 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 10:37 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Inappropriate Funeral Songs

My friend was telling me how she went to a funeral and one of the songs played was 'O Happy Day!!!!' What songs do you think inappropriate for a funeral???...
18:14 Fri 13th Oct 201726 answers, last by Hopkirk 06:35 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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Old Paddy

I was in Ireland recently and chatting to old Paddy about how Ireland has changed. "What about County Down?" I asked. He said "it's not the same since Carol Vorderman left!"...
21:14 Thu 12th Oct 20177 answers, last by zebo 08:49 Fri 13th Oct 2017
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Strange Woman

I had a strange woman approach me earlier, she insisted that she recognised me from some local Vegetarian Club....but I have never met herbivore!!
20:58 Wed 11th Oct 20177 answers, last by zebo 22:30 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Irish Rastafarian

What do you call an Irish Rastafarian????? Ea-monn!...
16:16 Sun 08th Oct 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 18:43 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Little Johnny

A second year teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked; “Johnny what is your problem?” He answered, “I’m too smart for the second year. It’s boring here, my...
13:51 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Pancakes

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather...
18:13 Wed 04th Oct 20172 answers, last by albaqwerty 12:49 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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The Zoo

I tried calling the zoo today......... but the lion was busy!
15:56 Tue 03rd Oct 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 18:18 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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£167 Million Rollover Lottery!!!!!

The Euro Millions lottery has rolled over for the eight time and stands at a whopping £167 mill. Would you like to see one winner or 167 people each winning a million??? I would like to see the...
14:20 Tue 03rd Oct 201748 answers, last by ladybirder 22:53 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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The Interview

Telephone Interviewer: “Hi, I am carrying out interviews to see if you are interested in our latest product. Can I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Interviewer: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al...
12:03 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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Italian Man

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a...
13:02 Sun 01st Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 13:06 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Humpty Dumpy

Breaking news....... Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder has been informed....
13:15 Sat 30th Sep 201716 answers, last by tonyav 20:21 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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The Bed

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
13:04 Fri 29th Sep 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:13 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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In The Restaurant

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.” The other one said...
16:29 Tue 26th Sep 20173 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:29 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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Book On Birds

I have written a book on birds..... They're flying off the shelves!!!!...
12:53 Sat 23rd Sep 201717 answers, last by emmie 16:30 Tue 26th Sep 2017

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