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Guts And Balls...............

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed...
12:40 Sun 06th Dec 2015
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Perks Of Aging..............

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run --- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake...
15:56 Sat 05th Dec 20151 answer, last by frugalfred 16:00 Sat 05th Dec 2015
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Dementia Or Aging............

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could order 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at...
15:17 Sat 05th Dec 20152 answers, last by Shaglene 23:39 Mon 28th Dec 2015
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Medical Condition...............

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The...
15:04 Sat 05th Dec 20151 answer, last by maggiebee 20:04 Tue 08th Dec 2015
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Coffee And Testicles............

A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military...
15:01 Sat 05th Dec 2015
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Giving Up..........

God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman a week later to see how she...
16:06 Thu 03rd Dec 20151 answer, last by maggiebee 16:10 Thu 03rd Dec 2015
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Tipple.............

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night's sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors , I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc,...
16:02 Thu 03rd Dec 20155 answers, last by cupid04 18:29 Thu 03rd Dec 2015
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The Glasgow Hooker.............

A Glasgow couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a bloke....
17:10 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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How The Internet Got Started..............

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of...
17:06 Wed 02nd Dec 20151 answer, last by slinky.kate 15:20 Sat 05th Dec 2015
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Hospital's Icu..............

It was late in the night when he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires all over, monitoring every function and a gorgeous...
17:00 Wed 02nd Dec 20152 answers, last by marval 00:35 Thu 03rd Dec 2015
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Ann Summers Fatality...............

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price....
16:57 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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Smart A's' Answers............

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she...
15:31 Tue 01st Dec 20154 answers, last by janbee 06:24 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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Man Gives Up Sex For Golf...........

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him...
15:21 Tue 01st Dec 20152 answers, last by atalanta 12:48 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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A Corporate Dilemma............

All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, ​the junior member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was...
15:13 Tue 01st Dec 20151 answer, last by janbee 06:25 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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The Raise...........

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in… What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss:...
15:10 Tue 01st Dec 20152 answers, last by marval 20:48 Tue 01st Dec 2015
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10 Times The Size...........

Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking...
12:45 Mon 30th Nov 20152 answers, last by janbee 06:09 Tue 01st Dec 2015
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Old Washing Machine..............

A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Your a''e is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting...
17:11 Thu 26th Nov 2015
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The Cowboy.............

A cowboy gallops into town leaving a cloud of dust behind him. He comes to a skidding stop outside the saloon. He dismounts and tethers his horse to the rail. He takes off his hat and dusts himself...
16:28 Thu 26th Nov 20151 answer, last by Bazile 16:41 Thu 26th Nov 2015
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Bad Parrot........

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John...
15:36 Wed 25th Nov 20154 answers, last by tinkerbell23 00:15 Thu 26th Nov 2015
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Bob..............

The local football coach noticed that Bob, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bob, "Just what the hell is your secret?"...
15:33 Wed 25th Nov 20152 answers, last by Arksided 15:41 Wed 25th Nov 2015

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