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Ring

When a g4y man proposes, do both go down on one knee? I would have thought just one of them goes down on all fours to present the ring...
14:14 Wed 11th Aug 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 15:49 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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Wife

The wife's in a strop with me because I didnt open the car door for her. It's not my fault I just panicked and swam for the surface.
13:58 Wed 11th Aug 20105 answers, last by Seafarer1966 11:11 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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AB Editor

My name is Col. Brian Dennison Kent

Dear Friend, My name is Col. Brian Dennison Kent, a US military officer serving in the 3rd Infantry Division in Iraq. I have an urgent need for assistance which is why I am contacting you through this...
11:46 Tue 10th Aug 201023 answers, last by boxtops 16:20 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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trt

How very Ryanair!

Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair, went straight to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said "that will be one Euro please,...
17:51 Thu 05th Aug 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:28 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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EDDIE51

Adopted child

Some friends of ours have just adopted an Afro-Caribbean baby. They have named him Google. I asked why they chose such an unusual name, the said ''well he needs to get used to being searched''...
15:04 Tue 10th Aug 20104 answers, last by ummmm 10:18 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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PokerMan

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I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Tottenham shirt
17:31 Mon 09th Aug 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:25 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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Seafarer1966

Margarine

A catholic priest opened a tub of margarine and saw the face of jesus. He showed it to his mate from Tibet. His mate said.....I can't believe it's not Buddha.
14:50 Tue 10th Aug 201015 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:56 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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carrust

Essex newlyweds

Essex bride & groom arrive at hotel & ask for honeymoon suite. Receptionist asks. "Do you have reservations?" Bride replies. "I'm a bit worried about taking it up the...
20:33 Wed 04th Aug 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:18 Thu 05th Aug 2010
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EDDIE51

How many ?

A recently married guy found out that he was going to become a new Daddy as well. As soon as the baby was born he couldn't wait to put an announcement of the ''Happy Event'' in the local paper. He...
00:05 Thu 05th Aug 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:09 Thu 05th Aug 2010
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Fairground Ride

Tarquin and Jeremy (pair of tailgunners) were at the funfair and Jeremy wanted to go on the scary ride. Tarquin wouldn't get on it so stood watching. During through the ride it went out of control and...
14:00 Wed 04th Aug 20105 answers, last by gingejbee 14:13 Wed 04th Aug 2010
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Seafarer1966

Work

Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different levels. Some are climbing up, some are climbing down. The monkeys at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys...
13:48 Wed 04th Aug 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 13:50 Wed 04th Aug 2010
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Games

Just got thrown out of a mosque. I was standing there during prayers....and....well....I couldn't help myself.....I just LOVE leapfrog!
15:02 Tue 27th Jul 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 13:37 Wed 28th Jul 2010
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gina32

circumciision

have any of you had your son circumsised, was it medical and did it help, were they in pain afterwards and at what age? thanks
11:10 Fri 09th Jul 201021 answers, last by ladyalex 17:17 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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alavahalf

Manure storage problem ...

Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship, and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers. So, large shipments of manure were quite common. It...
21:04 Sun 04th Jul 201010 answers, last by crisgal 20:21 Wed 07th Jul 2010
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funnygirl

The frisky parrot

A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor's turkey and rushes back home before being caught in the act....
18:49 Mon 05th Jul 20104 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:36 Tue 06th Jul 2010
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R1Geezer

You can't get better than a Kwick fit fitter.......er....??

Can someone explain how kwik fit still exist? I cannot find anyone who goes there, I cannot find anyone who'd trust them to tighten a wheel nut, yet they survive. I can only assume there are a lot of...
15:38 Thu 01st Jul 201024 answers, last by eddiek 23:38 Mon 05th Jul 2010
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tamirra

If i havet got enough stress already!!!!

Just been informed we have lost our buyer on our property, just ready to exchange, most packing been done, living outa boxes, now its got to be put back on again. : (
13:15 Thu 01st Jul 201013 answers, last by boxtops 15:11 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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in a mo

I am at my witts end

Because I have taken large amout of prescribed tablets over meny years ,I developed severe problems with my teeth ,to cut a very long story short ,I was admitted into hospital for a total clearance...
14:45 Thu 01st Jul 20107 answers, last by tonyted 18:06 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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m2n68

unknown tattoo

Can anyone please translate the meaning of this tattoo? (Not really sure if it means anything at all) http://i45.tinypic.com/2v0g9vq.jpg Apologies for the poor quality image....
22:50 Tue 29th Jun 201049 answers, last by AB Editor 15:13 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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jon1968

Derby

Any recommendations for central hotels/B&B's please.
10:48 Mon 28th Jun 20103 answers, last by jon1968 21:33 Wed 30th Jun 2010

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