and drinks for England as soon as he realises he is going out? The minute I change my shoes, or pick up my keys, or grab a handful of poo bags or unhook his lead, he's off, throwing water down his...
Captions please - as it's a tad tedious here tonight. http://i100.independent.co.uk/image/14901-w2e89w.jpg "Nicola Sturgeon has already got you marked as the first President of the Republic of...
I'm not sure what I think is the best thing? The fact that Ed Miliband, who is all for kicking "posh" people, has two kitchens ... one for his family, and one for their slave type of person, so that...
I'm making a CD for my OH for our 1 year Anniversary. I've chosen a few songs that have been a big part of our lives in the past year plus a few of our Faves and a couple just for silliness (they make...
A man was called into his managers office for violating the dress code.The manager told him forcibly'You cant wear pyjamas for work ?' 'But everyone else does',he protested The manager sighed.'thats...
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by...
just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The...
I'm over tired...what with work- which is REALLY stressy lately- I seem to have lost track of time...month,day. I've just gotten a thanksgiving card...which I'd forgotten about. Lilpasta has reminded...
I have decided today is National Marigold Day. I shall celebrate by using my very best pair of Marigolds - a fetching pair of purple ones with polka dot detail. Marigolds are NOT just for washing up....
I don't know if you are home from your hospital visit yet or not but let me wish you happoy birthday for tomorrow,hope the results were good regarding your sight,speak to you soon I hope
Before I got through to Seaworld, I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!" They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So I met this bloke with a...
Photo you asked for yesterday of the Evil Spawn of Satan.... http://i60.tinypic.com/2uigr5c.jpg I did try to take one of her awake, but being a cow she refused to wake up, but then did eventually did,...
