A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years," says the man. "Then why did it...
Why is it that when someone kindly sends a link to a song I can't see it. It works when I get a YouTube link. I'm on a mobile smart phone. I'm not very 'tech sassy'!
Well It's nearly that time of year again when the fat lump with the beard comes,drinks all my whisky and gives the kids presents,I fecking hate my mother in law..:).......
Paddy went to the bank for a loan. The teller says, "I'm sorry, but the loan arranger isn't in today". "Ok" Paddy replies, "I'll speak to Tonto if he's in?"......
A man goes to a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter replies that she is the pharmacist, that she and her sister own the drugstore, and that there are no males...
A man is sitting in heaven happily carving a wooden puppet. Jesus walks by and asks him why he toils so as in heaven everything is provided. The wood carver tells Jesus that in his life on earth he...
