Donate SIGN UP

Patsy33

1361 to 1380 of 1933

First Previous 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 Next Last

Avatar Image
Patsy33

Pen.

Paddy said to Mick, "I've just found a pen" Mick said, "Throw it here" He proceeded to write on a bit of paper. "It's mine!" he shouted. Paddy said, "How do you know that?" Mick replies, "Because it's...
22:33 Tue 17th Jan 20172 answers, last by zebo 14:16 Wed 18th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Sculptor's Model.

An artist's model showed up late and sneezing. "I don't feel like modelling today, I hab a code" she sniffled. "Yes, that's okay, my hands are sore anyway" said the sculptor. "Just rest, and I'll make...
23:08 Mon 16th Jan 20171 answer, last by marval 19:03 Tue 17th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

X&y

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back, and please don't ask us Y..
09:47 Mon 16th Jan 201714 answers, last by waterboatman 06:43 Tue 17th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Ad Mag

Paddy rang the Ad Mag to see how much to put in an item to sell. The lady on the other end of phone told him it was 50p an inch. Paddy said F*** that, I can't afford that! The lady asked him what he...
21:23 Sun 15th Jan 20174 answers, last by Quoi 15:16 Mon 16th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

A Beautiful Sight.

While traveling, seen a lovey rainbow over Tyndale's Monument. A beautiful sight, and what a magnificent erection it is too!
17:36 Sun 15th Jan 20179 answers, last by gness 17:51 Sun 15th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Thoughtful Librarian....

A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide.... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's going to bring it back??...
13:05 Sun 15th Jan 201713 answers, last by marval 22:34 Mon 16th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

The Voice.

Didn't realise Gavin on The Voice is Daisy Lowe's dad! Also Gwen Stefani's ex....
22:06 Sat 14th Jan 201715 answers, last by Caribeing 00:26 Sun 15th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Re- Gastroscope.

Had it done today at about 12pm. With sedation and throat spray! If nervous like me, I'd recommend it. Anyway, turns out I have Gastritis and Hiatus Hernia. I'm not too sure what Hiatus Hernia...
15:39 Mon 09th Jan 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 16:18 Mon 09th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

In My Day....

Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of...
12:32 Sun 08th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Waiter!

Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."...
14:14 Sat 07th Jan 201713 answers, last by Arksided 18:29 Sat 07th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Bad Bananas

I can't seem to find a good banana anywhere lately. I usually get mine from Tesco or Sainsburys. Yesterday I bought a small bag from Co- op, as the loose ones looked horrible. They looked ok in bag...
13:40 Sat 07th Jan 201738 answers, last by Togo 22:20 Sat 07th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Cream.

My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream. Now all I want to do is rub it in...
22:24 Fri 06th Jan 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 00:33 Sat 07th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Dry.

I'm doing a dry January. I've bought six cases of Sauvigon Blanc.....
13:17 Thu 05th Jan 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 19:12 Thu 05th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Expensive

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me a bloody arm and a leg.:)
20:07 Wed 04th Jan 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 18:32 Thu 05th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Saggy Boobs.

If there was a saggy boobs competition, my Aunt Lil would win everyone. In fact she would sweep the floor with them...
20:50 Tue 03rd Jan 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 01:58 Wed 04th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Question Title Here

I was in a band called 'Stretched'. We split up....
14:22 Mon 02nd Jan 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 14:23 Mon 02nd Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Red Army Choir

https://youtu.be/bFy8Z3z6zUA...
23:24 Sun 01st Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Band.

I was in a band once called Teenager’s Bed. Never made it....
17:06 Sun 01st Jan 201738 answers, last by Patsy33 13:01 Thu 12th Jan 2017
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Put On Weight.

I've put on quite a bit of weight recently. I haven't weighed myself yet. It's just a gut feeling......
18:25 Sat 31st Dec 20161 answer, last by Chipchopper 21:57 Sat 31st Dec 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Loud Music.

My friend's neighbour was arrested for annoying his other neighbours with extremely loud music by Englebert Humperdinck. My friend seen the neighbour earlier and asked him of the outcome. He said,...
18:11 Fri 30th Dec 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 01:38 Sat 31st Dec 2016

1361 to 1380 of 1933

First Previous 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 Next Last