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How To Remove Water Marks On Suede Boots.

Do any of you know how to get water marks out of suede boots. I must have stood in puddle yesterday while shopping! The stains are across the toe areas. Tia. 12:...
14:31 Wed 01st Feb 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 17:50 Wed 01st Feb 2017
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An Angry Mix

The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
12:07 Wed 01st Feb 20177 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:44 Thu 02nd Feb 2017
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Search

A policeman stopped me as I walked out of Curry's today. He said, "Before I perform a search, do you have anything sharp in your pockets?" I said, "No mate, just Sony and Panasonic."...:)...
20:47 Tue 31st Jan 2017
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Apple Tree Yard

Are any of you watching this psychological drama? I'm personally enjoying it and can't wait to find out what Yvonne's friend/ lover ( X) is up to!
21:19 Mon 30th Jan 201729 answers, last by wendilla 07:58 Mon 06th Feb 2017
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Listen To Your Mother!

As mother watched her son struggling in with a setttee and an arm chair, she asked, "What are you doing!" Son replied, "I've just been given this by someone I don't even know!" Mother replied, "What...
19:03 Mon 30th Jan 20174 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 22:29 Mon 30th Jan 2017
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Curry.

I ate a dodgy curry earlier. I said to the wife, "My a55ole feels like it's on fire" Wife replies, "ring sting" I said, "What the hell do I want to ask him for"...
18:22 Sun 29th Jan 20177 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:51 Sun 29th Jan 2017
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Car Trouble.

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't...
14:18 Sun 29th Jan 20171 answer, last by Canary42 17:18 Sun 29th Jan 2017
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How?..

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it!...
01:01 Sat 28th Jan 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 17:07 Sat 28th Jan 2017
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Blown Away.

A terrorist attack has blown away two local houses - one made of straw and the other made of wood. Police think that it's probably a lone wolf....:)..:)...
21:11 Wed 25th Jan 2017
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For Sale.

Unopened pack of Polo's for sale. Mint condition...:)...
20:15 Tue 24th Jan 201711 answers, last by marval 23:37 Tue 24th Jan 2017
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Bad Eating Habits.

A mother complained to her consultant about her daughter’s strange eating habits. –“All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?” –“Eventually,” said...
16:12 Tue 24th Jan 20171 answer, last by marval 16:14 Tue 24th Jan 2017
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Tripping

A young man on acid walked into a dentist's office and said, " Can you help me? I think I'm a moth." The dentist said, "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist." "Yes, I know," the man said....
12:05 Mon 23rd Jan 20173 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:12 Mon 23rd Jan 2017
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Rentidine, Strange Reaction..

Has anyone got personal experience from taking Renitidine? I'm supposed to take two 150g twice a day. Doctor swapped from Omeprazole. I took one about 8.00am but felt really weird after. Felt really...
16:12 Sat 21st Jan 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 16:58 Sat 21st Jan 2017
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Leaking.

I rang the incontinence line earlier today A voice said, "Can you hold?"...........
22:40 Fri 20th Jan 201710 answers, last by marval 23:03 Sat 21st Jan 2017
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Name Of Band Please?

Can anyone tell me the name of the band that was on The One Show at end of programme last night? I thought they were really good. Tia.....
22:01 Thu 19th Jan 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 22:19 Thu 19th Jan 2017
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Paddy's Rush To Hospital.

Paddy’s wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital. When he gets there the nurse asks him, “How dilated is she?” Paddy replies, “Oh Jaysus, we’re both over the moon.”.....
17:08 Thu 19th Jan 20172 answers, last by -SharonA- 23:17 Thu 19th Jan 2017
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Paddy Calls For Ambulance.

Paddy phones for an ambulance as Murphy's been hit by a car. Operator asks where he is. He says outside 28 Eucalyptus Rd. Operator asks, "How do u spell that?" The line goes quiet for 5 minutes....
21:28 Wed 18th Jan 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 16:35 Thu 19th Jan 2017
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Original Apt Name.

Just seen a flower shop on FB called HOW MAD IS SHE?.... What a great name! Haha....
18:04 Wed 18th Jan 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 20:00 Wed 18th Jan 2017
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Top Tip.

Never do a runner in an Ethiopian restaurant!
12:10 Wed 18th Jan 2017
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Pen.

Paddy said to Mick, "I've just found a pen" Mick said, "Throw it here" He proceeded to write on a bit of paper. "It's mine!" he shouted. Paddy said, "How do you know that?" Mick replies, "Because it's...
22:33 Tue 17th Jan 20172 answers, last by zebo 14:16 Wed 18th Jan 2017

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