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Is the Ronnie/danielle/archie saga

really going to be resolved tonight or is the Beeb just stringing us along!

Help for my college project please

I am doing my FMP for college, and I want to do a product design brief. I would like as many ideas of the public for a consumer product to design, so what do you need, want or would like?

puddicat

You Never Can Catch Them!!

The ones that let there dogs poop on paths, or trees and plants being destroyed!!

dot.hawkes

I have mown the lawn today and it looks ace

i may have an open day with scones and cream later in the year, if i did, would you pay a small entrance fee for a tour of the garden and a sit down on the lawn with a cup of tea in a china cup with...

chrisrob

Not a pun - just good clean fun

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious someone was at home but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card and wrote,...

Theland1

Pasta Dish

I was going to cook pasta twirly things, and put peppers and cucumber on top with mayo, but forgot to buy the mayo. Shall I open a tin of soup instead and just forget it?

gelda

Fray Bentos steak and kidney puddings

Hooray they're back on the shelves again, different tin, smaller and more expensive !!!

McMouse

Old Age

At a nursing home a group of OAP's were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have become so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My...

no-knowledge

Did you know Preston is only 16 miles from

Blackpool?

lindylou16

Go on try it

See if you can say "Irish Wristwatch" Don't worry, everyone else sounds like a retard when they read it out loud too!

DebsyDoo

What a gorgeous afternoon . .

to be sitting out in the sun ! Well, I may as well - the washing machine's packed up, just had to drag all the washing out soaking wet - can't find the sprinkler for the watering can - to water the 54...

davesaab

cheque has been stopped by request

a cheque had been payed to me for ?650 from a customer of mine,i dont normaly aciept cheques he said there is no problem with it so i took the cheque and banked it .the cheque came back today with...

Zacsmaster

Can you buy..............

A decaffinated coffe table?

Toleman

Speed Limit

A very long time ago it was widely believed that the human body could not withstand traveling in excess of 20mph. Could somebody please inform all the OAP drivers that this has since been disproved....

Denisec4502

Michelle Obama puts her arm around the Queen.. shock horror...

Whats is the big deal with the Mrs. Obama affectionately putting her arm around the Queen...? all these Protocol Pra*ts should get with the real, modern World... There are more important things going...

Toxicity

Is it possible

to have great, regular sex with someone you don't actually like very much? Isn't it the purest form of intercourse - uncomplicated by emotions or the desire to make oneself in any degree likeable? It...

mccfluff

so what does fisting mean then

if it doesn't mean errrrrr fisting in the good ole us of a what does it mean then???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgtN-CtU_BU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6y4FtJJ-v4

Bbbananas

Sweet little old ladies...

I have just had an hysterical conversation with a sweet little old dear who recently saw her cardiology consultant at the hospital. No discharge letter has come through so I asked her if she could...

sandmaster

Good Friday

Why do Christians call the day they remember their saviour was crucified, GOOD Friday

terambulan

ping

seven bits of clothing on, shoes & coat to follow and PING, the bra has undone - ffs! Men are soooo lucky!

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