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Will the Curds

get their way?
11:41 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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What a wonderful world

Ex-cons in Scotland are gettiing compensation for the abuse of their human rights cos they had to use a potty!
11:40 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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Being British

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch...
18:21 Wed 11th Mar 20098 answers, last by NoMercy 19:02 Wed 11th Mar 2009
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father...
18:05 Wed 11th Mar 20095 answers, last by Beatrice35 13:28 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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The seven dwarves go to the Vatican,

and, because they are the seven dwarves, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. "Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your...
10:52 Wed 11th Mar 20092 answers, last by carrust 10:54 Wed 11th Mar 2009
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Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina called?

A: The woman.
19:39 Mon 09th Mar 20093 answers, last by NoMercy 20:54 Mon 09th Mar 2009
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Is this funny?

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mummy", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.
19:35 Mon 09th Mar 20098 answers, last by OldJake.. 00:02 Tue 10th Mar 2009
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Bad News

A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands. Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling...
13:50 Mon 09th Mar 2009
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Don't make a living will

My mate and I were sitting in the lounge and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality...
19:45 Sat 07th Mar 20092 answers, last by docspock 20:21 Sat 07th Mar 2009
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Paddy's Slippers

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?' 'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are...
19:33 Sat 07th Mar 20092 answers, last by Avatar 13:02 Mon 09th Mar 2009
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Queens Commission

In this day and age is it necessary to maintain the distinction between commissioned officers and other ranks?
16:48 Sat 07th Mar 20094 answers, last by gary2411 23:27 Sat 29th Aug 2009
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Free Sky TV

Bloke in the pub says he has a gismo that gets round the need for Sky subscription. It must be illegal, but does anyone know about this?
16:44 Sat 07th Mar 20091 answer, last by Frankcastle 01:16 Tue 25th Aug 2009
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Is fresh "roadkill"

safe to cook and eat? Maybe I should post this on food and drink,
11:38 Thu 05th Mar 20096 answers, last by Postdog 14:54 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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Research has shown

the average length of male penis in USA is 5 inches, whereas typical vagina is 10 inches. This means there's 3000 miles of spare CU Next Tuesday in US!
17:16 Tue 03rd Mar 20091 answer, last by londonlove 00:18 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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My dishwashers broke

Should I send her out to work?
16:54 Tue 03rd Mar 20096 answers, last by NoMercy 17:35 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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Does

Size matter?
12:51 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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Does

Size matter?
12:48 Tue 03rd Mar 200949 answers, last by origamimark 18:16 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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Have you heard

A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...
16:07 Fri 27th Feb 20095 answers, last by squarebear 14:57 Tue 03rd Mar 2009
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What's the connection

between David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates? They both come in posh boxes.
11:36 Thu 26th Feb 20091 answer, last by paraffin 16:45 Thu 26th Feb 2009
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Why do so many losers

post on this site?
02:40 Tue 24th Feb 20097 answers, last by knobby. 21:15 Tue 24th Feb 2009

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