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A Grandmother

a grandmother said to her grandson ,i find i only need 3 shops ,specsavers superdrug and greggs .whys that he asks .she replies all i need is specs drugs and sausage rolls .
12:11 Thu 02nd Sep 20212 answers, last by jno 12:14 Thu 02nd Sep 2021
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Jonnie's Blade Camp

loved watching this ,those children were just brilliant ,jonnie really encouraged them especially the little girl with her swimming ,possibly a future olympian .
10:47 Thu 19th Aug 20212 answers, last by mallyh 06:43 Fri 20th Aug 2021
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Wardrobe Malfunction

i was wearing (luckily)crop trousers when my knicker elastic failed ,whem i got home the waist and legs were round my thighs and only the gusset was keeping things from total embarrasment have you had...
22:19 Tue 17th Aug 202139 answers, last by jennyjoan 11:06 Mon 23rd Aug 2021
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Daily Mail

when ever there is a mail competition a lot of people come on AB to ask for answers ,do they only buy 1 paper to get the comp then rely on others to supply all the answers ,hope they don't win .moan...
10:25 Thu 12th Aug 202113 answers, last by bakerwales 14:38 Thu 12th Aug 2021
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Casualty

i wasn't expecting that ending...
11:28 Sun 08th Aug 20212 answers, last by maggiebee 16:10 Sun 08th Aug 2021
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Nightmare

went away for the weekend and travelled on the m25 mr mally didn't get out of 2nd gear for most of the journey crawling along at 7 miles an hour it took 3 hours to go 100 miles ,thankfully return...
10:12 Mon 02nd Aug 20217 answers, last by bednobs 12:22 Mon 02nd Aug 2021
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I Feel So Old

48th wedding anniversary today x
18:12 Wed 14th Jul 202133 answers, last by zebo 20:41 Thu 15th Jul 2021
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My Missus

my missus gave me £40 and told me to go out and buy something that would make her look sexy .you should have seen her face when i came home drunk...
10:52 Thu 24th Jun 20211 answer, last by Canary42 00:07 Tue 29th Jun 2021
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Weird

i gave a reply to a question about metal cutter and it's vanished .i'm worried now as i answered it...
13:59 Tue 22nd Jun 20215 answers, last by mallyh 14:07 Tue 22nd Jun 2021
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Dress

i loved the tiered dress the woman on pointless(who got through to the final ) had on wonder where she got it ?
10:23 Tue 22nd Jun 202115 answers, last by mallyh 16:10 Wed 23rd Jun 2021
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Made Me Chuckle

man went for an interview and they asked if he could perform under pressure he said i don't know but i could have a good crack at bohemium rhapsody...
08:55 Wed 16th Jun 202118 answers, last by William51 15:47 Fri 18th Jun 2021
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Love It 794

if anyone would like the answer to tv trouble issue 794 i have found the exact picture x
08:15 Thu 20th May 20213 answers, last by Fibonacci 11:10 Thu 20th May 2021
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Made Me Smile

i'm having a little op next week for trigger finger problem they said be there at 9oclock ,i then had a letter to say sorry they will have to alter the time to ......8.50 lol...
10:21 Wed 19th May 202113 answers, last by Peter Pedant 11:18 Wed 19th May 2021
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Wages

just reading what Andrew Marr earns ,looked up other BBC workers as well ,how can they justify such large wages more than surgeons etc ,moan over .
11:52 Mon 17th May 20219 answers, last by chelle7272 12:48 Mon 17th May 2021
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If You Became A Millionaire

would you broadcast it ,i think my going to lidls in a chauffeur driven stretch limo would give it away lol x
08:39 Sat 01st May 202135 answers, last by Apc2604 12:38 Sun 02nd May 2021
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Verisure Advert

does anyone know the name of the actor on the right in the verisure advert it's really annoying me lol...
14:35 Sun 25th Apr 202126 answers, last by Rys52 16:10 Fri 03rd Sep 2021
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Ant And Dec

i enjoy this but the one thing that annoys me is rewarding people with a holiday for doing awful things to friends and family members .
08:49 Mon 29th Mar 202125 answers, last by burlyshirley 12:56 Mon 29th Mar 2021
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Dog Dirt

i've mentioned before about people letting their dogs poo in our alley which we have to move if we don't want car going through it that stinks out the garage , well we caught a man letting his dog...
11:39 Sun 21st Mar 202113 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:44 Sun 21st Mar 2021
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Radiators

we are thinking of changing our radiators in the lounge to vertical ones do any of you have them and what do you thinkof them x
10:36 Mon 15th Feb 20217 answers, last by mallyh 14:50 Mon 15th Feb 2021
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Barebones

one im not sure of ......deliberately underperform as a form of defence ... ?a?d?a?...........lay dead or sandbag...
10:27 Fri 12th Feb 20213 answers, last by mallyh 10:37 Fri 12th Feb 2021

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