Wardrobe Malfunction

[mallyh]

i was wearing (luckily)crop trousers when my knicker elastic failed ,whem i got home the waist and legs were round my thighs and only the gusset was keeping things from total embarrasment have you had any malfunctions x

[Mamyalynne]

Surely you can take your boxers off whilst wearing your trousers Tony?

Tis simples.

[tonyav]

Maybe if I was a contortionist, Mamya.

[barry1010]

I haven't but neither my then-girlfriend (now my wife) nor I realised that I was sitting on the skirt of her strapless dress in a pub.
We quickly realised when she stood up.
Ooops. It was a very nice basque she was wearing underneath, though

[barry1010]

I have just taken my scuddies off whilst keeping my trousers on. Give it a go, tony.

[wolf63]

My bra pinged open in Tesco one day. All the contents fell out - mobile phone, house keys, debit card, shopping list and boobs. I am fat and top heavy, 48G so it must have been obvious. Thankfully I was able to exit the store and struggle to safety.

I think that the guy on the till was traumatised by the incident. :-)

[jno]

what's the worst that can happen, tonyav?

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[Mamyalynne]

Unexpected items in the bagging area Wolf?

[sunny-dave]

Can I just plead for less use of the word 'gusset' ... it brings back memories of an early girlfriend who favoured pink elasticated underwear which seemed pseudo medicinal and was about as alluring as a cold flannel ... and you could lose a finger, too if it snapped at an inopportune moment ...

[tonyav]

Tried that, jno. I got arrested.

[tonyav]

Didn't land on him I hope, wolf.

[Mamyalynne]

Careful where you put your fingers then Dave ;-)

[gness]

Mid teens wearing my first bikini to swim at a popular Kerry beach. Strode out of the sea quite full of my young, slim self til my dad started roaring at me to get back in.
My bikini top was somewhere way out and heading for America. :-(

[jno]

should've gone for a one-piece, gness...

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[david small]

I dived off a fairly high board into a lido pool. My swimming trunks flew completely off. Much to the amusement of two ladies close by.

[sunny-dave]

At least we'd match each other, jno ...

[gness]

Oh that's awful, Jno! Jeez....my dad would have done more that roar if I'd turned up in that!

[gness]

Poppycock, Dave! Your chest is much hairier than mine...well a bit hairier.... ;-)

[William51]

Not malfunction, but a few times i have been in public with the flies open on my trousers, i now worry about it.

[jennyjoan]

////Mid teens wearing my first bikini to swim at a popular Kerry beach. Strode out of the sea quite full of my young, slim self til my dad started roaring at me to get back in.
My bikini top was somewhere way out and heading for America. :-(///

Gness very same thing happened to me but I was in those hot tubs in Calgary with my boyfriend, bra came off and I was quite embarrassed. I said to him "oh I'm so embarrassed" - he said wouldn't worry about it sure you have nothing upstairs only fried eggs anyway. . Needless to say he never became a husband.