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buffymad

Photo and iPhone

I've had an iPhone 4 for a while and have always received photos from other people fine. Lately I've received a couple which direct me to the o2 website to "view my multi media message"....
10:13 Wed 18th Jul 20121 answer, last by madiba 16:53 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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paddiez

My beer award

Had a can of beer last night and on the side it said “Best Drunk Before August, 2012″. I’ve just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously...
19:43 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by marval 21:41 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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madiba

Many Happy tax Returns

I WAS DELIGHTED when the kind people at the Inland Revenue wrote to me recently, telling me that my tax return was 'outstanding', particularly since I can't even remember sending it in.
18:45 Fri 13th Jul 20127 answers, last by madiba 21:19 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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madiba

The gay men

THESE PEOPLE who object to gay men bringing up children, saying they will lack female role models show a staggering level of ignorance. Surely they'll get all the feminine influence they need with...
12:28 Fri 13th Jul 20126 answers, last by ummmm 12:55 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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madiba

Dole

I WENT to sign on the other day and was told that I couldn't have any money due to the fact that I was in full time employment. If this government think I'm going to give up a perfectly good job just...
12:13 Fri 13th Jul 20123 answers, last by marval 14:46 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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marval

It's the Irish again

Paddy and Mick stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. Paddy has some budgies lined up on each arm; Mick has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the...
22:19 Thu 12th Jul 20127 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:40 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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madiba

Honesty

PEOPLE say that I am as honest as the day is long. Does this mean that in winter, as the days become shorter, I become proportionately less honest, and might therefore be tempted to start shoplifting,...
17:18 Thu 12th Jul 20128 answers, last by ludwig 11:47 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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WELSHYORKIE

Confucius did NOT say:

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find...
09:35 Thu 12th Jul 20128 answers, last by marval 15:46 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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madiba

Dangerous dogs

IT SEEMS very unfair that people brand certain dogs as 'dangerous'. These dogs spend less that 1% of their lives biting people and yet they are branded as dangerous. 99% of the time they are not...
13:15 Thu 12th Jul 201212 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:13 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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madiba

Fox Hunting

OPPONENTS of fox hunting foolishly suggest that drag hunting would be an adequate replacement for our sport. Well I for one would take no pleasure from hunting foxes dressed in women's clothing.
06:08 Thu 12th Jul 20129 answers, last by madiba 13:01 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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madiba

Pringles

IF IT'S true what they say, "Once you pop, you can't stop", why are Pringles tubes resealable?
07:29 Thu 12th Jul 20123 answers, last by madiba 12:58 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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madiba

Speed Humps

THESE SO-CALLED speed humps are a joke. If anything they slow you down.
06:31 Wed 11th Jul 20127 answers, last by BRIGHT SPARK 19:45 Fri 27th Jul 2012
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madiba

N.H.S

I RECENTLY had to use a public phone box in London, and was shocked to see a card advertising advertising a 'Spanking by a naughty nurse, any time'. No wonder my mother has been waiting for a hip...
13:25 Wed 11th Jul 201210 answers, last by Marciau 22:40 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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magicmick

Barber joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went to the barbers and asked for a Tony Curtis? The barber said "yes sir no problem just relax" the chap relaxed in the chair thinking of the date he...
15:38 Wed 11th Jul 20122 answers, last by NBarb 12:25 Thu 19th Dec 2019
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madiba

Why Do

WHY DO farmers always put their gates right next to the muddiest parts of the field?
06:19 Wed 11th Jul 20127 answers, last by Kiki-frog 12:49 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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Steve.5

How do I sign

My solicitor has emailed a document which has to be signed. How do I download it sign it & return it MTIA Steve...
11:36 Tue 10th Jul 20129 answers, last by Steve.5 12:51 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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Lovely_Lauz

How do i block a number?

Anyone know how and the cost of blocking a mobile phone number on my mobile?
23:36 Sat 07th Jul 20123 answers, last by edwinmiller 05:48 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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madiba

Boundary or Boundry

The boundry between two buildings appears to be spelled without the letter "a" With the cricket boundary however the "a" seems to appear. Are these not the same word ? Is this an...
15:59 Sat 07th Jul 20124 answers, last by Quizmonster 07:58 Sun 08th Jul 2012
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Paulsy

3 mobile all you can eat data

Does anyone know if 3 all you can eat data is in fact that or is there a fair usage policy?
23:00 Sun 01st Jul 201213 answers, last by Mobius1 23:44 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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starone

One more!

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying...
15:23 Fri 29th Jun 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:33 Fri 29th Jun 2012

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