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madiba | 06:19 Wed 11th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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WHY DO farmers always put their gates right next to the muddiest parts of the field?
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I think it so they can be outstanding in their field
08:34 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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For the same reason Jesus was born at the busiest shopping time of the year.
08:37 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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TENREC Please don't be taken in by those "Shop early for Christmas campaigns"
I shopped 12 months earlier last year and believe me the shops were just as crowded !
13:04 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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Something like this:
Cossacks going through a village are impressed by one villager's marksmanship when they see his fence pockmarked with targets, all hit dead centre.
No one told them the bullet holes were there first!
13:29 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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LOL madiba!
15:21 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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// I shopped 12 months earlier last year and believe me the shops were just as crowded ! //

Allow 24 months next time.
12:47 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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LOL, you're all bonkers. Fact - you heard it here first.
12:49 Thu 12th Jul 2012

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