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Trying to work out sizes of my shed!

I'm Sugar at maths, especially working out decimals.But that's beside the point. Which is the easiest way....
17:03 Thu 03rd Jun 201072 answers, last by carrot99 15:51 Sat 05th Jun 2010
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Is this the right answer to a Times Cryptic clue?

Just got shouted at in the chemist. Bossy Boots....
12:09 Thu 03rd Jun 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 13:57 Thu 03rd Jun 2010
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Where do i go from here?

My Drama teacher said I was crap at acting.I almost cried....
11:25 Wed 02nd Jun 201013 answers, last by andy-hughes 17:25 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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Similar

I went the barber's today and asked if I can have a number two at the back. He said "Ok but use the bucket, the other one won't flush."...
19:31 Tue 01st Jun 20101 answer, last by alavahalf 19:36 Tue 01st Jun 2010
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Read this today

Fabio Capello has said that he knows the side he wants to take to the World Cup ... Spain?...
20:19 Mon 31st May 20103 answers, last by thetruthhurts 20:25 Mon 31st May 2010
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Funny or not?

I told my girlfriend to shave downstairs. She blocked the kitchen sink, but at least her moustache is gone....
15:58 Mon 31st May 20103 answers, last by alavahalf 16:01 Mon 31st May 2010
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Eurovision

After bailing out Greece with 25 billion Euros I think it is only fair that Germany receive 12 points in the Eurovision song contest in return.
10:08 Sun 30th May 201010 answers, last by BlunderBus01 13:05 Tue 01st Jun 2010
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Funny or not?

As a dyslexic plumber, can I just say how disappointed I was by the Chelsea Shower Flow
10:05 Sun 30th May 20102 answers, last by Garmard 11:07 Tue 01st Jun 2010
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This really hurts

Why is curling the only sport where women tend to be better than men? Because it involves the same movements as washing and ironing....
10:00 Sun 30th May 20101 answer, last by Motoko2501 18:47 Sun 07th Aug 2011
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About my previous question

I am wearing orthopedic shoes ! I stand corrected....
09:57 Sun 30th May 20106 answers, last by jackthehat 11:33 Sun 30th May 2010
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i this correct?

my wife has inherited a cow from her late grandparents. I think she should milk it for all it's worth....
18:41 Sat 29th May 20101 answer, last by piggynose 18:47 Sat 29th May 2010
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Well i never again!!

Why has bandanna got a ''d'' in it? Otherwise pirates would have to wear bananas on their heads....
11:21 Sat 29th May 20103 answers, last by sophie_1003 11:44 Tue 01st Jun 2010
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Well i never!!

Rats are under rated. Just check your dictionary....
09:47 Sat 29th May 201011 answers, last by crisgal 12:11 Sun 30th May 2010
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I git married recently!!

and found out the answer to this age old question---- Why don't single women fart Because they don't get an arseh0le until they get married...
18:10 Fri 28th May 20102 answers, last by jno 16:35 Sun 30th May 2010
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Well it made me laugh

I was enjoying a nice big cigar last night when the wife said " you look like a film star with that in your mouth" "really?" i said "Yeah!...Lassie having a sh1t"...
21:29 Thu 27th May 20104 answers, last by piggynose 21:51 Fri 28th May 2010
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Fitness Fanatic

My Husband thought i would try and get his body into shape after years of neglect. He ordered and bought a Multi-Gym on the internet, the only problem was that they delivered it one piece at a time....
21:28 Fri 21st May 2010
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And this is "Sport"

I'm absolutely knackered from my self-defence class last night. I've never run so far in all my life....
19:56 Tue 04th May 20101 answer, last by piggynose 10:50 Sat 15th May 2010
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This is gawds honest truth!

I was in Tesco this morning and a young chap fainted , the alarm was raised and two first aid chappies ran up to him. While one loosened his clothing the other asked him if he had taken something,...
15:24 Sun 02nd May 20103 answers, last by tamborine 15:38 Sun 02nd May 2010
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How can i put a picture

in my Avatar
21:53 Fri 23rd Apr 20101 answer, last by bibblebub 21:54 Fri 23rd Apr 2010

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