An 80 yr old finds his wife doing a handstand, naked against a wall.
Shocked, he asks. 'what are you doing?'
she says. ''I know you can't get it up, maybe you can drop it in"...
Hi The ambient temp gauge on my Mazda is hit and miss on sometimes and off other times Ideas please if it may be the button switch or the outside senson (wherever that is) and how to check either. thx...
An old Chinese man dies and his family take his body to the funeral parlour. They tell the undertaker that they're so sad coz he always wore his blue suit, but had just thrown it out before he died....
A dirty old man in a grey trenchcoat flashed at me
So i raised my hand to thank him and proceeded to turn out of the junction and safely join the carriageway....
The secret of my long marriage
For quite a number of years now my husband and i have been going out for a meal twice a week every week, He goes out Wednesdays and i go out on Fridays...
Why do divers fall backwards into the sea? then it came to me all of a sudden.
If they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Still it keeps the weeds down....
How do you best describe a Gardener who finally admits he is actually gay? Would it be "Coming out of the Shed " Funny how the mind wanders when using a Hoe.
BT asked me to download a ned site as the old one was getting out of date, This i done while BT cleared the old one. Now i have not got a BT icon to get on to BT internet I have to sign in every...
Thanks for all the answers I never would have thought there were so many ways too do it Really enjoyed the fun Thanks again PS most missed the pun "that's beside the point"...
