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abers poetry party

yogi bear flits through the wood at night long black coat and hair a fright singing songs with his guitar look'theres Joy,JJ and Mama bottles of plonk,gin and cider creepy crawlies theres a spider...

yogi.bear

What is your favourite current or/and old school tune?

This is hot and new!! Ciara and the Trousersnake! .........hit the "HQ" button https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx7cF8T4F44 :0)

zzxxee

nobody wants to anser my posts today

how come are they that rubbish?

McMouse

Is a "Swiss Army Wife"

a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.

poodicat

Do You Wash Your Hands When?

After you have been to the toilet?

Steve.5

freeman of cities ?

Is it possible to be made a freeman of more than one city?

SLINKYKATE

opened my windows for fresh air

while i was sitting here concentrating on my one finger typing,a huuuuuuuge bloody fly skimmed by my face,the size of a helicopter,well the size of a queen bee,you seen any big ones?????????

middkazsam

how is everyone feeling today?

how is everyone feeling today? i feel abit glum

Joy11

Have you heard the one about....

eeerrr, perhaps not eh? LOL What has made you wish the ground would open and swallow you up, or made you cheeks flame with embarrassment ???

fiona82

Allocation on arrival

Has anyone ever been on an allocation on arrival holiday? if so what are your experiences? Thanks

SLINKYKATE

where has everyone gone

come on you lot crawl out of bed,it's afternoon and hardly a soul on,what would you like me to do to get something going ???????

Joy11

Hi everyone, slept on my little problem, and have laid it to rest, I'm just a geordie daft lass. who gets hurt when folk are nasty to one another,,,,but it is cruel world out there, so I have picked...

MWB

Who wants to join me in a..................

ciggie?

Julnar

Elliott Morley's Mortgage Claim

Is this a genuine mistake or a blatant case of fraud that should be investigated by the police, even if he has now paid the money back? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8049096 .stm

NoMercy

Your dreams

Last night I dreamt I was being whisked off to somewhere in the Greek Isles by private jet, and then taking a transfer by helicopter for the onward journey to the 5* hotel. My new boyfriend was...

tiggerblue10

Good (late) morning

I've got some good news for those that know about my incident on the bus. My colleague is trying to get me a temporary parking permit for work so I won't have to get on the bus with nasty kids and...

BilleeeeeeeS

Morning

I am a newbieeeeeeeeeeeee please be niceeeeeeeeeeee to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Joy11

this is the ...old

me, back,,, got to be meek and mild and somewhat subservient,,,,sniff No future little gems from me, and will speak when spoken to incase my kids disown me. I shall refrain from being too Bold also...

CathyKennedy

Help needed with the whole MP3 malarkey

I'm writing an 80s quiz evening and clearly, what would an 80s night be without music? Trouble is, my technical know how stops at cds onto cassette tapes (oh the shame - and i'm only in my 30s) and I...

Joy11

another little gem!

Husband and wife Hubby gets 'I Love You' tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife. She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.' probs won't get away with this one,,,LOL

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abers poetry party

What is your favourite current or/and old school tune?

nobody wants to anser my posts today

Is a "Swiss Army Wife"

Do You Wash Your Hands When?

freeman of cities ?

opened my windows for fresh air

how is everyone feeling today?

Have you heard the one about....

Allocation on arrival

where has everyone gone

Good Morning,,,

Who wants to join me in a..................

Elliott Morley's Mortgage Claim

Your dreams

Good (late) morning

Morning

this is the ...old

Help needed with the whole MP3 malarkey

another little gem!

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