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celeryman

final words

Was looking at some notable epitaphs actually on tombstones. Two real crackers are. Mel Blanc. Thats all folks. Spike Milligan. I told you I was ill. I want mine to be. Hes not dead yet . What are...
16:24 Fri 29th Aug 200837 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:30 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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phleb

wish me luck guys

After all the stress at home and some about work, i finally start my first day tomorrow as a trainee phlebotomist. I am nervous as hell.
18:38 Sun 28th Oct 201237 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:54 Mon 29th Oct 2012
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Smowball

I am sooo shattered!

Why oh why did I think it was such a good idea to stay up till 2am to watch the time on the TV go back to 1am, and then watch documentary about an American serial killer till 5 am!?
13:22 Sun 28th Oct 201213 answers, last by Smobile 16:53 Mon 29th Oct 2012
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icemaiden

Removing stitches from oneself...

I had my mole removed yesterday. Yeeha! (19 weeks wait!). Anyway, the nice young doctor stitched the inner layer with dissolvable stitches and then put three outer stitches in. I have to leave it 10...
13:15 Wed 24th Oct 201210 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:19 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Psybbo

The Buider

I know it's a long time since I asked for advice on re-wiring, your information was spot on thank you. We are now going ahead with it and fortunately it's only the lighting wiring that needs to be...
17:20 Sun 28th Oct 20129 answers, last by sibton 17:58 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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gness

Hi Tonyav

Emailed you yesterday and today.....twice. If you haven't received them I have a new friend because they have gone somewhere. :-(
17:10 Sun 28th Oct 201278 answers, last by sibton 20:47 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Eileen3kw

Quiz Birds found in Britain

PLEASE Help - tearing my hair out. No.it's not a joiner but could be an apprentice (8) A farmer's market stall (8) Will The Queen catch the minnows? - No number given Thanks in advance...
17:44 Sun 28th Oct 20122 answers, last by Wharton 17:54 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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maggiebee

A Day at the Races

Paddy gets stopped towing a horsebox on the motorway. Police ask "Where are you going?" "I'm taking these horses to the races." replies Paddy. "But it's empty" said the...
19:42 Thu 29th Mar 20124 answers, last by karimi 16:08 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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maggiebee

Petrol Anyone?

I used to go out with a girl who worked in a petrol station. I was absolutely gutted when she dumped me. Now I can't drive past the station without filling up!...
08:31 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:07 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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sidkid

Getting to heaven

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for St Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all...
17:02 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:03 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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chrisrob

House of the rising pun

81. Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view. 82. One entrepreneur says to another: "I've just been...
12:09 Sun 01st Apr 20122 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 16:58 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Ann

Cheap tasty meals - ideas please

Seeing Alba's previous thread on tinned potaoes gave me the idea to ask ABers for cheap recipes for delicious meals ...... lets see who can contribute the cheapest and tastiest ............ :) Give...
16:41 Sun 28th Oct 201260 answers, last by EDDIE51 09:28 Mon 29th Oct 2012
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JonnyBoy12

I hope you will all feel over the Moon after reading these jokes.

What is mad and goes to the Moon? A loony module! Why did the crew of Apollo 11 leave the Moon so soon? Because it had no atmosphere! Why did Neil Armstrong not like NASAs choice of landing site?...
16:09 Sun 28th Oct 20126 answers, last by mrnusair98 08:49 Wed 11th Jan 2023
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kat2206

Ok, confused now...

Why do I have an Avatar of a man in a flat cap? I don't even know how to set an Avatar? And.... It certainly doesn't look anything like me.... I'm female, blonde and don't wear caps! For a start!...
14:31 Sun 28th Oct 201211 answers, last by jan01 20:25 Tue 30th Oct 2012
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Bluestone

What you been up to...?

Halo! What have you been upto, this evening? I've spent the afternoon with a fellow ABer, getting drunk, and causing mischief... ;-) I'm now in my jim jams, listening to music and drinking vino......
23:01 Sat 27th Oct 201260 answers, last by MarkRae 12:03 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Purple_Popple

Is your partner taller or shorter than you

Or if you are a woman would you date a guy who is shorter than you ?
19:48 Sat 27th Oct 201257 answers, last by mhemmel03 14:24 Tue 30th Oct 2012
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10ClarionSt

Are we being Genetically Modified?

I read a report last week by a number of U.S peadiatricians who had studied 140,000 children between the ages of 6 and 16. They found that the average age of puberty was 9.9 years for boys and 8.8...
15:38 Sat 27th Oct 201213 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:36 Sat 27th Oct 2012
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wendilla

Spacestation sighting over UK this evening

May be a bit early but I have seen it before it is dark if sky is really clear like it is here at the moment. 1st sighting 6 11 pm for 4 minutes WSW departing ESE 2 nd sighting 7 47 pm for 3 minutes...
17:14 Sat 27th Oct 201210 answers, last by wendilla 21:16 Sat 27th Oct 2012
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Treehorn

A kilo of mercury in the microwave

What would happen?
12:39 Sat 27th Oct 201223 answers, last by askyourgran 23:31 Thu 15th Nov 2012
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yesterday

Eggs when are they safe to eat

I know you can tell if your egg sinks or floats whether it is off or not. Can someone confirm to me is it sink or swim! Thanks
14:05 Wed 24th Oct 201218 answers, last by ChuckFickens 21:14 Wed 24th Oct 2012

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