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Bowies New Single........

.........dire http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2013/jan/08/david-bowie-where-are-we-now-video...
21:03 Tue 08th Jan 201320 answers, last by boxtops 11:34 Sun 13th Jan 2013
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Tough Interview Question

Dave had a job interview and was asked "How would you describe yourself in 5 words?" This was a tough one for Dave and he contemplated his answer for a couple of minutes before replying.... "I'd do it...
21:05 Mon 07th Jan 2013
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Commentator Reprimanded For Stating Fact

I love the line where it says 'ball cannoned off the Uruguayan's hand' Cannoned off his hand????? In reality he slapped the ball into the net!...
20:54 Mon 07th Jan 20134 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:15 Mon 07th Jan 2013
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Howard Webb To Referee Man Utd V Liverpool

Howard Webb has been chosen to referee Man Utd's win over Liverpool this weekend http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2258523/Howard-Webb-referee-Manchester-United-v-Liverpool.html...
20:45 Mon 07th Jan 20135 answers, last by Smowball 15:02 Tue 08th Jan 2013
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Hand Transplant

The man who recently received the worlds first hand transplant has encountered a problem with it. He's unable to put it in his pocket. Turns out the donor was Scottish....
18:41 Sat 05th Jan 201310 answers, last by BIGJACK 22:21 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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Good News For Newcastle Fans

In light of Demba Ba looking likely to leave for Chelsea, Mike Ashley has said that for just £3, they can add 'stard' on to the end of their personalised shirt!...
22:33 Wed 02nd Jan 20139 answers, last by murraymints 10:00 Tue 08th Jan 2013
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Flirting

I was flirting with this girl at a bar last night, when things started really hotting up. "I'm so wet," she whispered in my ear, "and I wanna find out how hard you are." "No problem," I said, and went...
22:21 Wed 02nd Jan 20133 answers, last by Gizmonster 23:37 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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Is This Really Racism?

........or yet another case of people 'finding' racism when it's not actually there? Would anyone have said anything if a black child had used make up etc to transform himself into his favourite white...
22:11 Wed 02nd Jan 201323 answers, last by vulcan42 17:14 Thu 03rd Jan 2013
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Mother-In-Law

As the mother-in-law tucked into dinner at our place, she noticed our dog at her feet wagging his tail. "Oh bless, is he pleased to see me?" she giggled. "No, don't mind him" I said. "It's because...
20:37 Wed 02nd Jan 20134 answers, last by marval 20:48 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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Search Engine

I never need to use Google......... ......my wife already knows everything....
20:20 Wed 02nd Jan 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:26 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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Wife

My wife was rushed to hospital last night because of an iron deficiency. She'll know next time to have my shirt pressed ready for me when I'm going out....
21:45 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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Romance

My wife said she wishes I was more romantic. So while she was at work, I sprinked rose petals on the floor all the way from the doorstep to the kitchen sink....
21:39 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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Tip For Ladies

Ladies, check out this really good tip that will make you very popular with the men. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that....
21:35 Tue 01st Jan 20132 answers, last by stocksman 21:52 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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Perfect Cuppa

Experts have said the way to make a perfect cup of tea is to thoroughly agitate the bag first. So every morning I shout "Hey b1tch, make me a cup of tea"...
23:42 Sat 29th Dec 201216 answers, last by lcg76 22:10 Mon 31st Dec 2012
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Knighthoods For Old Rope

When I passed my cycling proficiency test, I got a certificate. These days, you get a knighthood. Mind you, Trevor McDonald got one for reading the news Who's next? Joey Barton for services to Sport?...
22:45 Sat 29th Dec 201222 answers, last by ttfn 23:31 Sat 29th Dec 2012
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'celebrity Mastermind'

Tonights show.........never heard of any of the 4 'celebrities' Should be re-named as 'Non-celebrity Mastermind'...
20:02 Fri 28th Dec 201210 answers, last by james412 21:25 Fri 28th Dec 2012
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Choice

Wife walks into bedroom, spys husband, flings open dressing gown to reveal her naked body and exclaims "Superpussy!" Husband "I'll have the Soup"...
21:29 Sun 16th Dec 2012
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Shoes

Why did the wife cross the road? To get back to the first shoe shop she went in three f***ing hours ago....
21:26 Sun 16th Dec 20122 answers, last by askyourgran 21:29 Sun 16th Dec 2012
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Coffee

"That's three pounds fifty please" said the girl behind the counter in Starbucks. "There you go" I said, handing over exactly £2.80. "Sorry sir, you're 70p short" she replied. "No I'm not love," I...
21:09 Sun 16th Dec 20125 answers, last by Mojo-Jo-Jo 21:44 Sun 16th Dec 2012
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Online Porn Can Cause Short-Term Memory Loss

............sorry, what was I just saying.........? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2248923/Watching-internet-porn-cause-memory-loss.html...
17:01 Sun 16th Dec 201219 answers, last by Booldawg 18:26 Sun 16th Dec 2012

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