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Perfect candidate

I was asked at my job interview today at a call centre what qualities I had for the job. "I'm rude, arrogant, don't take any bullsh!t and have no interest in peoples problems" I said. I...
20:02 Fri 02nd Nov 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 20:52 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Knocked back

I can't believe that I didn't pull last night, it seemed set in stone. A sexy, 6 foot blonde was eyeing me up from the otherside of the bar. As I was a little shy to walk over, she decided to do the...
19:57 Fri 02nd Nov 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:52 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Postcard

My wife wasn't happy when I went on a lads holiday and sent her a postcard of a hot topless babe. I don't think the "wish you were her" comment helped....
19:38 Fri 02nd Nov 20122 answers, last by tenrec 19:40 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Cat

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Repeatedly sh!tting on my lawn did....
19:34 Fri 02nd Nov 20124 answers, last by Brinjal 21:59 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Freddie Starr

It's shocking what the press are saying about Freddie Star...... ......some of them are claiming he was a comedian...
19:25 Fri 02nd Nov 20124 answers, last by Kiki-frog 20:56 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Clattenberg

Mark Clattenberg has been reported by Chelsea for "Inappropriate Language" Apparently he called Fernando Torres a striker....
20:18 Tue 30th Oct 20126 answers, last by Duncer 21:11 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Pool

At the swimming baths today I decided to have a sneaky p!ss in the deep end Unfortunately the lifeguard spotted me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in the pool...
20:13 Tue 30th Oct 20122 answers, last by malagabob 08:02 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Paloma Faith

......who was it who told that woman she had a good voice? They lied...
20:37 Sun 28th Oct 201217 answers, last by Duncer 23:18 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Clattenberk

United's twelfth man yet again
18:32 Sun 28th Oct 201224 answers, last by Arksided 13:54 Tue 30th Oct 2012
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Mime

There was a large group of people watching a mime outside Newcastle's Metro Radio Arena earlier. So I put my hand in my pocket and threw in some loose change. Everybody else wanted Cheryl Cole's...
16:02 Thu 18th Oct 20129 answers, last by chaptazbru 17:16 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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Tasered

What's the difference between a Ninja and a blind person? ...not one of the all important questions asked during Police training....
15:52 Thu 18th Oct 20121 answer, last by Sqad 15:53 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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Blouse

I woke up this morning and my wife was getting ready for work. I said, "That blouse is a bit see through and it also needs a damn good ironing." She just glared at me and said, "What...
15:31 Thu 18th Oct 20126 answers, last by triggerhippy 15:39 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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PC AB

Admittedly some of the jokes I post are fairly dodgy, but I had one removed last night which surely wouldn't create much of a ripple in the sea of bad taste? The gist of it was about how Poles don't...
14:53 Thu 18th Oct 201223 answers, last by 2sp_ 15:28 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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Would you want this monstrosity in your town?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ainment-arts-19881524 A 66ft bronze statue of a naked heavily pregnant woman, with half of it showing 'her' insides I'd be embarrassed if this was in my town, it's an eyesore...
19:09 Tue 16th Oct 201282 answers, last by em10 15:41 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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Breakaway

Why does host Nick Hancock talk like his jaw is wired up these days?
17:25 Tue 16th Oct 20123 answers, last by squarebear 23:51 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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Worst cover versions

This one has to be a candidate Totally ruined a great song, Hutchence will be turning in his grave...
21:36 Thu 11th Oct 201228 answers, last by ludwig 18:34 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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Rooney

Coleen Rooney is said to be delighted after announcing she's pregnant with her second child. Meanwhile John Terry is said to be p!ssed off that his condom failed!...
19:09 Thu 11th Oct 20121 answer, last by trt 19:29 Thu 11th Oct 2012

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