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Karren Brady on The Apprentice............

...........top quality MILF
21:19 Wed 13th Oct 201014 answers, last by joeluke 18:24 Thu 14th Oct 2010
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The secret to a successful relationship..............

............is to be respectful, honest and kind. and most importantly, never to forget those three little words Clear Browser History....
20:11 Tue 12th Oct 2010
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Roy Hodgson has just been seen speeding away from Anfield..................................

................................at 140mph, the wrong way down a one way street, with a can of lager in one hand and a spliff in the other The guy will do anything to try to get three points...
22:25 Mon 04th Oct 20105 answers, last by lesblue 17:28 Tue 05th Oct 2010
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I woke up this morning and there was a burning smell coming from the kitchen..............

...........I rushed downstairs to find the wife unconscious on the floor and the grillpan on fire I thought to myself "Oh no, what am I going to do" Then I realised McDonalds serve breakfast...
15:40 Sun 19th Sep 2010
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TV stands/cabinets

Am thinking of buying a large screen TV and separate stand/cabinet The TV seems to have a fairly small base (compared to the size of the TV) and as the TV will be heavy I'm worried about it's...
15:51 Mon 30th Aug 20101 answer, last by williamcutter1 15:39 Thu 05th Jul 2012
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Britain has announced it is to double it's aid contribution to Pakistan to £64 million.........

..........Isn't that £64 million too much? http://www.politicsho...tan_to_%C2%A360m.html...
19:09 Fri 20th Aug 201031 answers, last by anneasquith 01:41 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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A muslim has been shot by someone using a starting pistol.........

.........police say the attack is definitely race related
17:55 Thu 19th Aug 20101 answer, last by beejay1124 08:03 Fri 20th Aug 2010
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Nintendo have brought out a new computer game...........

.........it's about a 14 year old boy roaming the streets of Glasgow, shoplifting, joyriding, robbing old ladies, etc It's called Wii B@$t@rd...
17:54 Thu 19th Aug 20101 answer, last by squarebear 12:28 Fri 20th Aug 2010
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Sportsdirect.com.......

On Thursday I bought several items in this store. I used a '10% off everything' voucher which reduced my bill from £40 down to £36 The next day I took a pair of tracksuit bottoms and a...
18:46 Sat 14th Aug 20109 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:05 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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The study of fireworks...........

.........try telling me it's not rocket science
18:58 Thu 05th Aug 201016 answers, last by steg 19:43 Thu 05th Aug 2010
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Was in my local Co-op earlier.........

.........and saw a sign on the carrier bag recycling unit stating 'place old bags in here' Is that really any way to describe the Co-op's elderly female shoppers?...
19:08 Tue 03rd Aug 201010 answers, last by yelenots 16:55 Mon 09th Aug 2010
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Latest sky sports advert featuring Eric Cantona......

........where he's superimposed onto footage of Liverpool winning the Champions League in 2005 That'll go down well with United fans!...
13:19 Thu 22nd Jul 2010
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Ed, any official response on the multiple username question?

http://www.theanswerb...k/Question919172.html...
10:16 Thu 22nd Jul 201017 answers, last by joeluke 17:09 Thu 22nd Jul 2010
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Fao Bobjugs/Nomercy..........

............I apologise for my jokey comment last night and the ensuing ill feeling it caused
17:32 Wed 21st Jul 201056 answers, last by boxtops 21:34 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Sunny here.......

........not a cloud in the sky
12:02 Wed 21st Jul 201019 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:18 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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New company selling exploding prayer mats...............

...................apparently prophets are going through the roof
18:44 Tue 20th Jul 20107 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:12 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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Kids taking presents in for their teachers at the end of the school year.......

..........flowers, chocolates etc Never happened in my day, what a racket, just an excuse for the competitive mums to outdo each other again by buying better gifts for teacher My sons teacher will get...
14:39 Tue 20th Jul 201039 answers, last by factor30 20:25 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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Another view, I've got the answer to all your prayers.........

.........you need to take up fishing
14:07 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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Today's football joke........

........Steve Gerrard compares Joe Cole to Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo!!! LOL, that's why Chelsea let him leave for nothing of course! http://www.thesun.co....-worth-19million.html In next...
11:30 Tue 20th Jul 201013 answers, last by joeluke 09:49 Thu 22nd Jul 2010
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Teacher Training days........

............What I want to know is what do teachers actually do on the increasing number of 'teacher training days' that tend to pop up each term? Yes, I know the obvious answer is 'teacher training'...
09:07 Tue 20th Jul 2010120 answers, last by vaishali 12:19 Tue 24th Jan 2012

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