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Annoying things shopkeepers and their assistants do......

.......one happened to me this morning, instead of handing me my change the newsagent 'poured' the 4 coins into my hand as if my hand was a receptacle for collecting fruit machine winnings! Maybe I'll...
17:19 Sat 29th Jan 201155 answers, last by tiggerblue10 22:39 Sat 29th Jan 2011
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Do women have a place in mens football?

I don't have a problem with it As long as she's done all the ironing, cooked a nice meal, hoovered the house and given me a good seeing to, she can run the line anytime she likes...
19:26 Thu 27th Jan 20113 answers, last by jd_here 20:03 Thu 27th Jan 2011
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That new FIFA 11 video game is just so realistic..........

........Andy Gray is doing the commentary My Mrs walked in the room while I was playing it and Andy told her to f**k off back into the kitchen...
19:21 Thu 27th Jan 20116 answers, last by jd_1984 20:16 Thu 27th Jan 2011
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Which is worse?

......the harmless sexist comments/banter/innuendo which Andy Gray was sacked for or calling someone a 'pa ki' which Anton du Beke was not sacked for? The difference is football commentators are ten a...
22:20 Wed 26th Jan 201122 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:43 Wed 26th Jan 2011
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Paedophile Colin Blanchard refused to leave the cells to be sentenced.......

.......because he did not want to share the dock with one of his co-accused Why was he allowed to do this? He was in a court of law and was found guilty of a heinous crime so why wasn't he made to...
19:46 Tue 11th Jan 201135 answers, last by joeluke 21:48 Thu 13th Jan 2011
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Man City fans wearing red and black scarves

I know why they are doing it but doesn't it look like they are supporting their bitterest rivals?
17:32 Sun 09th Jan 20118 answers, last by citytilidie7 23:12 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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Footballers wearing snoods

Bless them, we wouldn't want them to get cold necks while they earn thousands of pounds for 90 minutes work would we? Big girls blouses http://www.soccerbibl..._Snood_5F00_Nasri.jpg...
16:09 Sun 05th Dec 20108 answers, last by wilkesneil 16:32 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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Mick Hucknall says sorry for bedding 100's of women

Shouldn't we all feel sorry for these women too for being so starstruck to have slept with an ugly ginger git like him Should have gone to Specsavers http://news.uk.msn.co...-documentid=155424738...
09:36 Sat 04th Dec 201055 answers, last by jd_1984 19:08 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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3 bird roast for christmas?

........sounds like a Premiership footballer's favourite pastime! http://www.aldi.co.uk...oduct_range/16260.htm...
19:59 Thu 02nd Dec 20104 answers, last by boxtops 20:57 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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FAO Redman

One-nil and you fcuked it up.............One-nil and you fcuked it up.............One-nil and you fcuked it up............ Come on you Spurs! LOL...
19:05 Sun 28th Nov 20101 answer, last by jd_1984 19:09 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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Goons 2 Super Spurs 3

I put £2 on Spurs to win at odds of 80/1 at half time when we were 2-0 down, so a fantastic comeback win was made even better by winning a load of cash COYS...
18:57 Sat 20th Nov 20109 answers, last by joeluke 21:56 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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A woman has collapsed after taking part in a marathon lesbian orgy.........

.........doctors say she overdosed on crack
20:40 Thu 18th Nov 20104 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:49 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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I spotted a man outside Old Trafford........

...... selling burning effigies of Wayne Rooney but on closer inspection I needn't have worried, it was just a baked potato seller...
20:42 Sat 06th Nov 20105 answers, last by bibblebub 19:32 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Woman decides to try to spice up her boring sex life.....................

..........so she starts going commando when she's around her man. That night she's sitting opposite him on the sofa and every now and again she seductively crosses and uncrosses her legs Sharon Stone...
22:40 Fri 05th Nov 20109 answers, last by Avatar 12:23 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Little boy comes home from school.......

....and says that he has a part in the school play "I play a man who has been married for 25 years" he adds His father replies "Never mind son, next time you might get a speaking...
14:48 Sun 31st Oct 20101 answer, last by Bobbisox 14:49 Sun 31st Oct 2010
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Man U v Spurs........

.......will Mark Clattenberg have his eyes open for this game? http://images.footbal...3b22d931aea23eee8.jpg...
17:36 Sat 30th Oct 201013 answers, last by Butch 22:05 Mon 01st Nov 2010
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Manchester United held a 80's car themed party............

Ryan Giggs turned up in a Capri, Rio Ferdinand was at the wheel of a Cortina, .......and Wayne Rooney came in an Escort...
15:55 Sat 30th Oct 20102 answers, last by 123john 02:11 Mon 01st Nov 2010
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Young girl who plays the junkie farmers daughter in Emmerdale..........

..........worst actress ever?
19:03 Mon 25th Oct 20106 answers, last by chrissa1 22:23 Mon 25th Oct 2010
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Sex education

My 7 year old son has brought home a letter stating that his (Primary) school intend to show 7 - 11 year olds in the school sex education DVD's (There are 3 DVD's - one for year 3 and 4 pupils, one...
19:02 Fri 22nd Oct 201080 answers, last by woofgang 15:22 Sat 23rd Oct 2010
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Newsflash.........

........Liverpool's new American owners are planning to (in keeping with the local scouse culture) rename the club 'The Hubcap Steelers' and a move to a new stadium called 'The San Giro' is also being...
17:14 Sun 17th Oct 20103 answers, last by Jan1957 02:30 Mon 01st Nov 2010

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