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At Interview.

When did you know you had got the job? Years ago there were three of us up for interview. The first girl came out and said ' He told me he couldn't resist a pretty face' I think the job is mine. The...
22:13 Wed 04th Jun 20144 answers, last by Zacs-Master 22:52 Wed 04th Jun 2014
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I Like This One.

Subject: Tax Inspector At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the...
14:05 Mon 02nd Jun 20145 answers, last by tonyav 17:39 Mon 02nd Jun 2014
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Any Financial Bods Out There.

Mic has a small pension due to be paid to him starting on his birthday this month. He must make a decision on how to take it, as most know Mic is not a well man. So the decision is mine. He has been...
21:31 Sun 01st Jun 201411 answers, last by jamesnan 22:34 Sun 01st Jun 2014
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Daddy-Long-Legs

It is still May only just I know but I thought Daddy-long-legs were a September thing. Earlier I had 3 in my bathroom, any ideas anyone?
22:43 Sat 31st May 201452 answers, last by tonyav 00:13 Sun 01st Jun 2014
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The Best Laid Plans Of Mice And Men...........

Up earlier to get the Aldi voucher before carers arrive for the first visit of the day. Well that was the plan. Didn't work out that way. Stressful day, all okay now though even though I didn't get...
19:57 Thu 29th May 201410 answers, last by askyourgran 23:01 Thu 29th May 2014
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Men And Pregnant Women.

WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the...
23:53 Wed 28th May 201413 answers, last by grasscarp 16:00 Thu 29th May 2014
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Bad Day For Going Out.

The local authority decided to resurface the road. As some will know I live in a cul-de-sac. Where did they start, at the top of the cul-de-sac. It was total chaos. At about 10am they decided to close...
22:24 Tue 27th May 20142 answers, last by Jeza 23:21 Tue 27th May 2014
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This Is Dedicated To.....you Know Who You Are.

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Taff 'Good day, mind...
21:46 Tue 27th May 20146 answers, last by cupid04 14:21 Wed 28th May 2014
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Not Really A Joke...

In the year 2014, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Somerset and said: "Once again, the earth has become evil and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of...
20:53 Tue 27th May 20147 answers, last by zebo 09:56 Wed 28th May 2014
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This May Be A Daft Thing To Say..but

When I was in employment (now retired) I always turned the washing machine on when I left for work. After retirement I turned it on when going out shopping etc. A couple of months ago the machine made...
22:06 Sun 25th May 201452 answers, last by Gill1941 15:19 Mon 26th May 2014
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In Need Of A Laugh.........

I went to Aldi this morning, I was at the checkout when a woman pushed past everybody and started laying into the cashier. Woman. I bought this milk yesterday, got up this morning and it is off, and...
15:04 Sun 25th May 201431 answers, last by berniecuddles 15:52 Sun 25th May 2014
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I Wondered What Catergory To Put This In, Chose Chat Because More People Come Here.

Mic appears to have lost the ability to chew. I'm struggling trying to get meat down to a puree form. I've looked at processors and blenders but although they have attachments they only mince the...
20:05 Thu 22nd May 201423 answers, last by Jeza 16:35 Sat 24th May 2014
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What Is/was Your Job Of Work.

I was a tool setter in an engineering plant. We made parts for the motor industry. So over to the ABers. What do you do?...
14:15 Mon 19th May 2014114 answers, last by Khandro 23:56 Mon 19th May 2014
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Had To Call The Doc Out Today......

While at the chemist getting the 'script filled I decided to buy a thermometer, the assistant talked me in to a digital one. Yea gods what a palaver setting it up. All I wanted was to take Mic's...
21:27 Fri 16th May 201413 answers, last by Peter Pedant 09:51 Sat 17th May 2014
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Strong Urine That Burns The Skin.

Drinking 2 mugs of tea, 3 mugs of coffee made with milk, 1 of those high calorie drinks and up to 2 mugs of milk a day. Why would weeing burn your skin?
23:58 Thu 15th May 201411 answers, last by tinkerbell23 00:40 Wed 21st May 2014
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I Have Bought A New Seal.........

For the bottom of the shower screen door. I have tried every thing to get it on. Is there an easy way. I hope someone can help.
15:05 Wed 14th May 20147 answers, last by Jeza 15:25 Wed 14th May 2014
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What Do You Make Of This.........

About 3 weeks ago I helped a total stranger out of a jam. Today I received a beautiful bunch of flowers with the message "Thanks to your kindness I arrived on time and got the job". The card was not...
21:16 Tue 13th May 201416 answers, last by ferlew 22:32 Tue 13th May 2014
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Baclofen 5Mg

Mic takes the above 3 times per day. IMO this is not enough. He holds things like the bed rail, or a cup etc and he can't let go. His grip is very tight to the point of bruising me on several...
22:37 Mon 12th May 201415 answers, last by anneasquith 08:09 Tue 13th May 2014
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Aldi Lovers.......

I bought some pork sausages that were in the meat deals this week. Down from £1.55 to £1.09 they are tasteless. Does anyone know if they sell really tasty sausages and which ones?...
12:20 Sat 10th May 20146 answers, last by Dee Sa 19:06 Sat 10th May 2014
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I Went To The Shop Today....................

All I wanted was Bread and Milk. I spent £31 and came home with out the bread. I think I must be getting old....
22:39 Fri 09th May 201425 answers, last by Peter Pedant 00:23 Sat 10th May 2014

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