In Need Of A Laugh.........

[Jeza]

I went to Aldi this morning, I was at the checkout when a woman pushed past everybody and started laying into the cashier.

Woman.
I bought this milk yesterday, got up this morning and it is off, and before you ask yes it was in the fridge all night.

Cashier.
I'm very sorry madam but why are you telling me. You bought this milk in Iceland look it has their label on the bottle.
Exit one very embarrassed woman.

Has anyone done anything similar?

[albaqwerty]

pardonez moi gness?

(I'll just get out the road in case I get hit over the head with a baguette!) :-D xx

[berniecuddles]

mai oui le bread on la head............!!

[pixie373]

Ah. So that's where "use your loaf" comes from!

[tonyav]

I have been hit on the head with a bap.

[gness]

Tony...if your baps are like Shoota and Jubie's puppies..we don't want to know!...☺

[jubieanna]

Lol gness x

[berniecuddles]

mrs c whacked me with her baps rather nice

[tonyav]

Been hit with some bloomers as well.

[berniecuddles]

poor old tone lol

[tonyav]

Could have been worse, bernie, they wasn't crusty.

[berniecuddles]

nice!!!