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Needed A New Kettle....

So in Asda I was looking what they had. A woman was also looking to buy one. She said her last kettle a Morphy Richards cost her £41 and lasted her for 16 months. This time she wanted a cheapo. She...
21:56 Thu 31st Jul 201422 answers, last by tamaris 07:11 Fri 01st Aug 2014
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Today I Received A Letter.

Well It wasn't really a letter it was a gas / electric bill. No note no nothing Remember this http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1324949.html Guess what I did. I posted it straight...
22:14 Mon 28th Jul 201418 answers, last by tonyav 23:12 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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As A Follow Up.

When I moved to London aged 17 I went in to a fish shop and asked for a piece of Cod no chips. He said you want a cod, no said I just a piece of it. He rolled his eyes and gave me the fish. When I got...
20:53 Sun 27th Jul 201425 answers, last by tonyav 22:44 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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When Mic And I Moved To Yorkshire........

He started work and on his first day he said the people were friendly enough but he hardly understood a word they were saying. On his second day he said one man was having a growler for lunch and...
20:15 Sun 27th Jul 201430 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:02 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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Now Here's A Question.........

Did you ever wonder where you may be if you had turned a different corner?
21:41 Sat 26th Jul 201447 answers, last by cupid04 19:18 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Things You Love/hate About Summer.

I love lower gas bills and being able to dry the washing outside. There must be more but that's all I can think of. I hate wasps, flies, lawn mowers, noisy kids, motor bikes, my kitchen at 40º in the...
22:09 Thu 24th Jul 201431 answers, last by tiggerblue10 13:29 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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And They Still Walk Among Us

SOME OF THE 'BRIGHTER' MOMENTS FROM BBC QUIZZES. UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments...
17:24 Wed 23rd Jul 20149 answers, last by Prudie 22:14 Wed 23rd Jul 2014
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I Didn't Know Where To Put This So Chat Seems A Good Starting Place.

To all you wine buffs out there, (I know nothing about wine) I want to buy a decent white wine. Chardonnay Pinot Grigio 1994 is this a goody or a baddy.
14:22 Wed 23rd Jul 201413 answers, last by 237SJ 20:46 Wed 23rd Jul 2014
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Anyone Got Any Ideas About This?

Phone rang at 6.30pm when I answered a voice said 'connecting you one moment please' I hung up and dialled 1471. Then I rang the number. An American voice said 'this number is not in service'. Anyone...
20:26 Tue 22nd Jul 201414 answers, last by Hypognosis 21:28 Tue 22nd Jul 2014
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Went To Aldi.

I always use my debit card to pay. Invalid pin. I put it in again. Invalid pin. The cashier said if you do it wrong again your card will be cancelled. So as not to allow this to happen I paid with...
21:32 Sat 19th Jul 201414 answers, last by TTG 08:31 Sun 20th Jul 2014
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What Is The Most Annoying.......

Inanimate object. For me it is to pick up a pen that refuses to write and a fag lighter that won't.
22:36 Fri 18th Jul 201461 answers, last by Ouzel 00:07 Sat 19th Jul 2014
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Speaking Of The Heat, Referring To Gness's Thread

And those asking after Mic. He has been a real grump today. All windows open two fans going full blast both aimed at him. In the mean time I've been in the kitchen cooking dinner in, according to the...
22:50 Thu 17th Jul 20145 answers, last by Jeza 23:09 Thu 17th Jul 2014
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A Little Light Heartedness For A Saturday Night...

MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3....
21:47 Sat 12th Jul 201411 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:49 Sat 12th Jul 2014
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I Don't Wish To Keep On About Mic.......

But this truly saddened me today. He has a 2 handled beaker. I left him drinking his coffee while I did a couple of jobs. When I went back in to him he had dropped the cup and he was wet through....
21:20 Tue 08th Jul 201456 answers, last by lady-janine 23:23 Tue 08th Jul 2014
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I Am Contemplating Getting Hammered Tonight..........

Only thinking about it as it won't happen. Mic has been a total arse today. Please let him be better tomorrow. Carers due anytime now, I pity them the mood he is in.
21:17 Sun 06th Jul 201427 answers, last by Jeza 23:44 Mon 07th Jul 2014
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Truth Or Fiction

Aphorism: A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog...
22:43 Fri 04th Jul 20141 answer, last by ferlew 23:49 Sat 30th Aug 2014
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It Is Pitch Black Here......

The wind is getting stronger and I can hear thunder rumbling in the distance. I wish it would storm as I have a bad pressure headache which pain killers don't touch. (West Yorkshire) What's it like...
16:41 Fri 04th Jul 201423 answers, last by Frank97 17:12 Fri 04th Jul 2014
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Bath Or Shower...........

My problem is you can't wash your hair in the bath. On the other hand IMO you can't properly was your feet in the shower. So what do you think. Bath or shower?
21:52 Thu 03rd Jul 201453 answers, last by Gizmonster 14:20 Fri 04th Jul 2014

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