A beautiful woman like me LOL - diminishes at night. I become like the 3 wise monkeys. take off glasses - can't see no evil take out hearing aid - can't hear no evil take out false teeth - can't speak...
I happened to watch a prog on Oxford St this morning, and they were showing Lush Bath Bombs at a new store. Got me thinking they would make nice extra pressies for my daughters, as they like natural...
Daughter and I went yesterday. We usually go on the Sunday because they have the world cheese competition. Afterwards they sell off a lot of the cheeses. You buy a carrier bag for £10 and you can...
I've been in my new house for a few months now & suddenly (as from a couple of weeks ago) post has started arriving for the previous owners. I assume they had paid for 're-direction', but suppose that...
Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking...
I wanted to go and visit Wolverhampton Wanderers' stadium.
So I asked my mate John and his wife Molly for directions.
John didn't know but fortunately, Molineux....
Monday. A Maori send off for Jonah Lomu. It took 12 men to carry his coffin. A big man in many ways. The 'ooligan has blown itself out and all is tranquil now. I might be a ble to get some of the...
A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning" said the young man "if I could take a couple of...