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albaqwerty
Well, the young alba is on holiday next week and some AB'ers have had a swine of a week so why not start an early Friday party?? There's gin, red and white wine, lagers and ciders. Somewehere there's...
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EvianBaby
Have your fags gone up in price yet? I bought some yesterday and some today. Two different shops but both the same prices as they were earlier in the week. I thought the rise kicked in from 6pm...
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mrs_overall
...about the flowers she buys me? I do odd jobs for her (shopping etc) and periodically she buys me a bunch of lilies. I love flowers, but she the ones she buys me I call Death Lilies. I hate the...
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tinkerbell23
Im in bed after a nice bath and exfoliated! Have a crunchie to eat mmmm Will go and get a drink soon to wash it down with but tonight is fake tan night and i reeeeeally cant be @rsed!!!!! Who wants to...
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albaqwerty
We need to have one every so often I reckon. Mr Andy is going to be on his tod for a while as Mrs Andy is away again. I'm sure she wishes she didn't have to. Smow needs a respite from the infernal...
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bellazella
Are you the best?
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beckersjay
I have had an undiagnosed lung problem for about 2 weeks - no luck with antiobiotics. Symptoms include a wheezy, crackly chest, bad shoulder and backpain and some breathlessnes and an annoying but dry...
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gness
After a busy and frustrating day I have relieved the tension by shredding all photographs of nasty ex daughter-in-law over a glass of wine. I feel so good!
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pillj123
OK...you marvelous thinkers...over to you. I live in a small Norfolk village.It has a primary school,a few things like a good local shop with P.O, a chippy, hairdressers,Pub.We have had village fetes...
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Smowball
I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Was painting the bathroom and put the paint tray on the windowsill while I went to get a drink, opening the top bathroom window at the same time. I forgot that my...
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mrs_overall
I am convinced all electrical goods have a microchip in them which programmes the item to pack in just after the guarantee has expired.
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sherrardk
Following speech therapy today with thing 2 (just turned 4), I thought I would write a list of all the words that he can say clearly (ie not just me recognising what the words should be) and it is a...
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Prudie
There were many ABers who were very kind while I was going through the loss of my cat Mr Puss the other week so I thought some might like to know that today I received a hand written letter of...
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poodledoo
16)Could be used to attract the raptor(8) 1)Sounds as if the women are engaged in decorative sewing (5,5) 22)She looks very much on her dignity (8) 23)Good shape + lightweight boxer initially need to...
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Jemisa
Did you know its the first day of spring today? Remember: Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. jem...
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LochNessMonster
Typical they wait years for one and and the 12 come all at once ? Lol ! Good luck lads !...
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chelle017
1. BCGINNNORTU (anagram) 2. Push doorbell too hard 3. Has it forgotton the words...
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MissCommando
My husband seems to be constantly exhausted at the moment. He has an auto-immune disease and had to have a plasma exchange in Jan (which did nothing to help his symptoms). I did wonder if this caused...
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Steve.5
We were in Matalan & the good lady picked out 4 cushions. After getting them down from the shelf I turned around & knocked over a vase which in turn proceeded to create a domino effect on...

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