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Patsy33

Complaint.

I said to my doctor, "The older I get the more gossip I spread" He replied, "It's Rumourtism"...........
13:51 Sat 22nd Oct 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:58 Sat 22nd Oct 2016
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trt

A Poor Frail Man.....

A frail middle aged man sat at a bar minding his own. A few jar-head wanna-be's were playing pool and drinking heavily. Suddenly one of them walked up behind the frail man and smacked him across the...
12:42 Fri 21st Oct 20165 answers, last by frugalfred 11:15 Sat 22nd Oct 2016
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Patsy33

Ice Rink.

My friend has opened up an ice rink charging just 10p a go, what a cheap skate....
17:47 Fri 21st Oct 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 21:55 Fri 21st Oct 2016
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TWR

I've Tried Every Where

can anyone find these? this Epilady Legend H3101 has a 2 battery AA pack, i have tried the UK agent in Leigh Lancs, and many battery suppliers within the UK, no one can come up with these rechargeable...
12:40 Fri 21st Oct 201621 answers, last by TWR 15:42 Fri 21st Oct 2016
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terrya

Cryptic

Geletin, for instance, may be red. (6) S??T?? Is counting on misleading one again? (6) ??L??S Isn't it time, about, that he turned up? ??T?E
12:29 Fri 21st Oct 201622 answers, last by terrya 17:58 Fri 21st Oct 2016
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harkins

Beers Wines And Spirits

9) drink this with Rosie maybe, while reading a novel 5 Letters
17:47 Thu 20th Oct 20164 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:38 Thu 20th Oct 2016
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cupid04

Bald Men

Q] Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? A] So they can still run their fingers through their hair!...
02:02 Thu 20th Oct 20164 answers, last by cupid04 12:33 Thu 20th Oct 2016
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andypipwilly

The Chemistry Is There

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
18:11 Wed 19th Oct 201616 answers, last by andypipwilly 23:28 Wed 19th Oct 2016
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iggymiggy

Dm

9a unusually big old lines cross international zone(8) ??e???z? 5a antelopes smell masking human one(6)?????? 10a part of chest to sketch with ruler(6)?????? 13a still gasping for air(10) ?r?a??????...
18:38 Wed 19th Oct 20168 answers, last by Captain2 18:46 Wed 19th Oct 2016
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Chipchopper

The Real Deal

Halloween seems to have come around quick again!. All of a sudden all the spiders webs in my house look like authentic decorations........glad I left them up now....
17:35 Wed 19th Oct 20165 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:16 Thu 20th Oct 2016
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Patsy33

Con- Artist

I performed at a prison today. It was a captive audience!
13:15 Tue 18th Oct 20169 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:06 Tue 18th Oct 2016
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beanzboy

Cryptic

1 dye we land off essex town 7,6 2 money lender from university more confident 6 3 where to put your answer girl 6 4 deviously catch bad parent 6 5 releases bricks round back street 4-2 thank you...
19:15 Tue 18th Oct 201610 answers, last by beanzboy 19:54 Tue 18th Oct 2016
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Chipchopper

Warrior Wasps

I'm sure some of these wasps are black belt martial arts experts! In fact, the one that attacked me had about five black belts!...
18:16 Mon 17th Oct 20163 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:45 Tue 18th Oct 2016
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Aleksandro

Yours Mag 1 Down Fanciful Idea ?o?c?i?

the letters o,c&i are definitely correct. Thanks in advance, anybody...
19:55 Mon 17th Oct 20166 answers, last by Tilly2 20:46 Mon 17th Oct 2016
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Bazile

Why Not

A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says- ''I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve your kind here'' The mushroom sits back and asks ,- ''Why not? I'm a...
16:25 Mon 17th Oct 20169 answers, last by Patsy33 11:31 Tue 18th Oct 2016
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Chipchopper

Octoberfest

I walked into a marquee at the Oktoberfest to sample a beer or three. To break the ice, I decided compliment the barmaid on what a lovely tent, she had. She looked at me and scowled "why do you have...
18:22 Sun 16th Oct 201612 answers, last by rsvp 18:29 Mon 17th Oct 2016
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Chipchopper

The Ace Of Knaves

As I entered the Civic Centre the other day, a clown held the door open for me. I thought "what a nice jester"...
09:58 Fri 14th Oct 20163 answers, last by jno 14:49 Mon 17th Oct 2016
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ShellyHall

Indonesia & Austria

What do Indonesia and Austria have in common?
20:40 Fri 14th Oct 20166 answers, last by jno 21:19 Fri 14th Oct 2016
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Tilly2

Who Remembers

Having to cover all their school exercise books with wallpaper? Why did we do that?
19:57 Fri 14th Oct 2016104 answers, last by tonyav 19:58 Sun 16th Oct 2016
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smurfchops

Unilever And Tesco

If Tesco or other supermarkets stopped their Unilever supplies, it wouldnt bother me. I buy own brands which are just as good .. Red Label Teabags, washing powder, Tesco ice cream, Benecol spread,...
15:46 Thu 13th Oct 201617 answers, last by theprof 18:30 Thu 13th Oct 2016

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