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BGT new song........

Mr Zip and Pudsey have announced that they are teaming up for their new single - "Where me fleas, where me bone?"
05:54 Tue 15th May 20121 answer, last by Jemisa 11:03 Tue 15th May 2012
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It's a funny ol game.......

What a thrilling final day, it had the lot! Just need Bayern to beat Chelski next week now for Spurs to get champs league next season.....gonna be a long week :o\...
17:08 Sun 13th May 20127 answers, last by tonyav 10:07 Mon 14th May 2012
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Ooh Arrrr part 2......

A bloke just passed me on a tractor: "Come and get your medicine, tablets, injections" he shouted. I thought, 'sounds like Farmer Suticle'....
20:48 Fri 11th May 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:24 Fri 11th May 2012
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Happy Birthday......

I bought my wife a new fridge for her birthday.... Her face lit up when she opened it...
15:45 Fri 11th May 20125 answers, last by gsr600 19:45 Fri 11th May 2012
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Jason Donavon on Piers Morgan......

Seems like a nice bloke
23:32 Thu 10th May 20125 answers, last by ELVIS68 00:31 Fri 11th May 2012
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Clinton Cards......

Monica Lewinsky has sent a message of sympathy for all the greeting card retailers who are losing their jobs. She says she wanted to do her bit because she knows what it feels like to get shafted by...
20:20 Thu 10th May 20127 answers, last by Nibble 23:43 Thu 10th May 2012
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G'day mate.........

My Australian herbal fanatic mate came round to mine the other day, after I'd built my herb garden. "Lavender garden?"he said. "Thanks mate, I like yours too."...
08:58 Wed 09th May 20127 answers, last by mike11111 20:45 Thu 10th May 2012
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Haye v Chisora.....

Will you pay to watch this freak show of a boxing match? After their pretend fracas at the press conference a few months ago they held a pathetic press conference at upton park today separated by 6ft...
00:24 Wed 09th May 201211 answers, last by elgreco 05:31 Sat 12th May 2012
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Steps, On The Road Again.....

If only they'd sang live first time round surely they wouldn't be so stressed out about performing again? Claire looks like she hasn't climbed any steps in the last 10 years except those of the local...
00:06 Wed 09th May 20121 answer, last by douglas9401 07:21 Wed 09th May 2012
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Liverpool fans v Torres.....

Why so much hatred towards him? I could understand if he left for peanuts in top form but you got £50m for a striker who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat....
23:47 Tue 08th May 20125 answers, last by Arksided 02:28 Thu 10th May 2012
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Chelski Power Station.....

Just read Chelsea want to build a new stadium in Battersea Power Station. What about Stamford Bridge? You can't just bulldoze 6 years of history....
01:40 Sat 05th May 201236 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:45 Sun 06th May 2012
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Ooh Arrrrhh.....

I just saw a bloke driving a tractor and shouting "THE END IS NIGH!" I think it was Farmer Geddon....
00:48 Sat 05th May 20127 answers, last by ll_billym 19:28 Sat 05th May 2012
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Real v Bayern.......

Terrible refereeing don't you think?
21:34 Wed 25th Apr 201234 answers, last by douglas9401 22:45 Wed 25th Apr 2012
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CB Radio........

I failed my CB radio practical exam today. The instructor said "Do you copy?" I said "No, but I've got the answers written on my hand."...
21:13 Sun 22nd Apr 20122 answers, last by marval 14:07 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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Lazy gits......

Today at my local rubbish tip I was getting rid of some tree cuttings and an old boy pulled up next to me, he opened the back of his car and asked one of the staff what bin he should put his mattress...
01:48 Sat 21st Apr 201253 answers, last by TheRtHonSec 17:37 Sat 21st Apr 2012
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Corrie, Betty's letter.....

How touching
20:40 Fri 20th Apr 201213 answers, last by cupid04 23:56 Sat 21st Apr 2012
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Robin Gibb......

Heard last week he slipped into a coma and had just days to live, nothing on the news since, anyone heard any updates?
01:40 Fri 20th Apr 201211 answers, last by LoftyLottie 11:18 Fri 20th Apr 2012
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Homes Under The Hammer........

Anyone else get annoyed by the constant music playing throughout the programme? So far one house and 12 songs!!!!!!...
10:11 Mon 16th Apr 20125 answers, last by ELVIS68 15:05 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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Time for the FA to wake up?........

After Ashley Young's second swallow dive of the week and conning the ref into awarding him a penalty surely it's time for the FA to put a stop to this for the good of the game and for Ashley's safety...
00:27 Mon 16th Apr 20127 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:57 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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LMFAO.........

If *Titterfarkle* catch on fire do they become ROFLMFAO?
20:16 Sun 08th Apr 20125 answers, last by ELVIS68 21:55 Sun 08th Apr 2012

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