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Quick joke.....

Every night at 3am, this Polish bloke stands in our street and sings "I Wanna Know What Love Is". Bloody Foreigner....
23:36 Fri 15th Jun 20122 answers, last by evelynlauren 02:05 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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How about this.......

England put up another lacklustre Liverpool like display against Sweden, Roy gets the sack and Harry takes over? Fantastic!...
02:11 Fri 15th Jun 201210 answers, last by magicmick 23:18 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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Errrrm, table for one!

It's our wedding anniversary tomorrow and the missus just said to me...."I'm looking forward to going out for dinner tomorrow night" Not only is there no table booked, I'll be out watching...
23:34 Thu 14th Jun 201242 answers, last by rowanwitch 12:06 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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Fore!!!!..........

I played golf for the first time ever this morning. As I was about to take my first shot I noticed that there were several people in the clubhouse watching me. "Stay calm," I thought,...
16:23 Thu 14th Jun 20129 answers, last by missprim 01:05 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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Lance Armstrong........

He's denied ever using drugs.... but he has admitted pedalling. I'll get me bike!...
10:54 Thu 14th Jun 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:32 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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England v France predictions......

Beers are in the fridge, bets are on 3-0, 3-1, 3-2 to England...
14:49 Mon 11th Jun 201220 answers, last by redman41 10:24 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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BBC Four channel 116 now.....

Some great music to be heard
02:18 Sat 09th Jun 20124 answers, last by ELVIS68 02:55 Sat 09th Jun 2012
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The Queen smiling tonight......

What are the odds?
21:53 Mon 04th Jun 201212 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:37 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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Elton John.....

For someone who's been in the singing game 40 years or so, you'd have thought he'd be able to sing in tune?
21:39 Mon 04th Jun 201219 answers, last by yelenots 22:03 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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Strange text message......

Can anyone tell me what this means please? بأالعربي...
01:15 Mon 04th Jun 201223 answers, last by ELVIS68 03:01 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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Poxy rain......

Was going to have a BBQ today but the rain put paid to that, looks like its rain all week! Anyone else's plans been ruined by the great British weather?...
21:15 Sun 03rd Jun 201216 answers, last by Lore 02:44 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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Jet Skis.....

Are they worth the hassle? Just spent the weekend in Dorset, bro in law has a jet ski which cost over £10k, after picking it up from a lock up garage he then has to drive the trailer to the...
01:19 Mon 28th May 201211 answers, last by karenmac60 23:15 Mon 28th May 2012
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Hard Times........

Because of the current economic climate I can no longer enjoy my usual luxury sweets,..... all I can afford is 2 fruity-fizz dips and a swizzle stick. Looks like it really is a Double Dip recession....
23:56 Thu 24th May 20122 answers, last by tenrec 08:08 Fri 25th May 2012
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Jive Talking.......

I hear The Bee Gees voices whenever I go in my garden. Maybe it's just the chive talking...
11:59 Thu 24th May 201214 answers, last by MarkRae 12:24 Thu 24th May 2012
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Annual leave during Olympics.....

We've been told that annual leave will not be granted during the Olympics unless we prove we have tickets for an event Is this allowed?...
01:01 Thu 24th May 201212 answers, last by sophie_1003 10:23 Sun 27th May 2012
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Alone again.......

My wife's leaving me because because becauuuse .. My obsession with the wizard of oz...
00:34 Thu 24th May 201213 answers, last by sibton 19:35 Thu 24th May 2012
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Worzel.........

Being a Scarecrow isnt my favourite job.. But hay, its in my jeans....
23:36 Wed 23rd May 20127 answers, last by marval 14:21 Thu 24th May 2012
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Chelsea victory parade......

Chelsea have been forced to cancel today's victory parade after they realised that the bus they planned to use for it is still parked in front of their goal in Munich.
10:26 Sun 20th May 201210 answers, last by Arksided 12:21 Sun 20th May 2012
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A woman scorned........

The husband lay dying. The wife was by his bedside, he said in a tired voice,"there's something I must confess." "Shhh", said the wife, "there's nothing to confess,...
23:39 Thu 17th May 20124 answers, last by holliepierce 07:46 Wed 06th Jun 2012

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