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Why can't they get this site to run on a Sunday?

They must be aware of the extra postings in Q&P but still seem unable to sort the problems out......will it be another feeble apology tomorrow........
19:17 Sun 01st Nov 200918 answers, last by imhotep 20:48 Sun 01st Nov 2009
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If you buy a new light fitting.............

which needs 5 light bulbs, and you put in 5 light bulbs from the same box......................why don't all the light bulbs stop working at the same time?
18:29 Fri 30th Oct 200929 answers, last by redman41 09:24 Sat 31st Oct 2009
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Eggheads

Did anyone catch last night's episode......it was absolutely brilliant. They got overwhelmingly stuffed with all 4 eggheads losing and CJ threw his teddy out of the pram.....classic.!!...
17:25 Fri 30th Oct 200921 answers, last by JimT 10:04 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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Naughty Text Messages

I mentioned on here that I was receiving naughty text messages to my landline, and the general consensus was that I should make a note of the number, and publish it on here for general...
14:50 Thu 29th Oct 200919 answers, last by craft1948 16:04 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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Bangalore Birth Certificate

One of my ancestors was a James Pavis born c1845 in Bangalore, his father James was stationed there, he was a Captain in the 12th Royal Lancers. How is it possible to find his exact date of birth and...
16:37 Wed 28th Oct 20091 answer, last by craft1948 01:14 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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Would you like to adopt my daughter?

She sent me the following text...................... Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow for her new album. Simon Cowell wishes to improve her image by surrounding her with mingers. The bus will...
14:39 Mon 26th Oct 20094 answers, last by craft1948 14:50 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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Fight!

A man sitting in a restaurant gets hit on the back of his head with a prawn cocktail. He looks round and the bloke behind him says........And that;s just for fcuking starters.........
14:33 Mon 26th Oct 200915 answers, last by pericat 14:46 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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Look I was wittering away about the gardener

......and the thread was closed................
00:33 Sun 25th Oct 200917 answers, last by tamborine 03:55 Sun 25th Oct 2009
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Postman Pat

I was watching Postman Pat yesterday and thought to myself "What kind of role model is he for the kids?" The bloody scab.......all his mates are on the picket line..........
19:30 Sat 24th Oct 20094 answers, last by DixieGal 19:44 Sat 24th Oct 2009
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In keeping with the new AB logo.....

My Halloween costume came in the post today, It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops, and yes, I'm going as a c*cksucker again.......................what are you going as?
21:12 Thu 22nd Oct 200913 answers, last by Lore 23:36 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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From the daughter............

Rumour has it you got mugged last night and the robber gave you two options............. 1. Suck his **** or 2. Give him your phone. I see you still have your phone....................
11:51 Thu 22nd Oct 20092 answers, last by TheEqualizer 12:09 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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Right I'm off to B&Q for some cuprinol........

or whatever for the garden fence and shed and loggia.......bloody hell I'll need loads!! It's all a boring medium brown at the moment but am thinking of getting Forest Green........would this look...
12:26 Wed 21st Oct 200914 answers, last by TTG 14:51 Wed 21st Oct 2009
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Starting to think about Christmas Presents

Do you think the daughter would like this in her stocking? http://www.therandoms...th=51&products_id=660...
16:00 Tue 20th Oct 200916 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 19:16 Tue 20th Oct 2009
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Anybody watching University Challenge?

The 'lady' captain for UCL has a very deep voice and an adams apple.............I'm fascinated....
20:12 Mon 19th Oct 200916 answers, last by wizard66 22:40 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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Onion soup for lunch with garlic bread......

followed by a slice of carrot cake................does this count as 2 of my 5?
12:51 Fri 16th Oct 200925 answers, last by albaqwerty 13:14 Fri 16th Oct 2009
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Constant Licking of Paws

My 3 year old Westie is constantly washing his paws........the sound is disgusting. Because of this his feet and around his mouth are coloured browny/peach and the dog groomer told me this was due to...
12:05 Fri 16th Oct 200932 answers, last by Jordyboy9 13:09 Thu 04th Dec 2014
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Text messages to landlines

I keep getting dirty text messages to my landline.......... The phone rings........a recorded message from BT tells me I have a text message from xxxxxxxxxx and then a recorded voice reads out the...
21:03 Sat 10th Oct 200937 answers, last by pericat 01:01 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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Pet Pigs...

I'd have one of these if I didn't have the dog...........they look brilliant!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1219140/Yours-650-The-micro-pigs-latest-designer-pets-Jane-Croft.html...
17:24 Fri 09th Oct 200914 answers, last by fredpuli47 21:55 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Today is waxing day so I may be gone for hours......

Any suggestions for reading material or ipod music to be waxed to?
12:13 Wed 07th Oct 200967 answers, last by vibrasphere 15:04 Wed 07th Oct 2009

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