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After having slightly over indulged during the festive season I am refusing to get on the scales (mine talk to me and we end up rowing) I have decided to shed a few pounds next year. Read an article...
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I was in the loft earlier looking for the Xmas decorations when I came across an unopened present from last year. The kids were ever so excited and their little faces lit up. It wasn't until they...
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Knock on door and deliveryman asked me to take in a parcel for next door.......signed for it and it's in the sitting room. I was extremely surprised nobody was in next door as they are both in their...
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I am trying to find the registration details for a birth in Scotland.......actual certificate details and where to apply to would be appreciated. It is for a Thomas Vint born in Motherwell on...
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Well impressed as I ordered this on-line from Argos on Wednesday and a very cheerful chappy has just delivered it. However, it is the first time I've bought something and not known what it is...........
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York is due for heavy snow showers on Thursday and Friday.............well thanks very bloody much!!
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I love internet shopping..................... Bought all my Xmas presents on line......the last ones were safely delivered about 2 weeks ago. My Xmas groceries are being delivered about 11am on the...
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I bought my current home about 3 years ago and it had a decent security system already fitted. Since then I've had extensive buidling work done which meant that the sensors were disconnected but have...
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I bet Frankie Boyle the funniest guy on TV doesn't win anything.......
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to tell me why 2 of my threads posted today have been removed? As far as I am aware they were not abusive in any way....
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I asked the daughter what she would like for Xmas and she said she would prefer cash for Xmas and her birthday in March, as she wants a new car......I'm quite happy with this. However, I do want her...
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Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news The donkey's...
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Maybe should have posted this in H&G but can anyone recommend a good vac for the car.......must be able to pick up dog hairs.........
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Someone asked me the other day "What's your pet hate?" I said "Well it doesn't really like things shoved up it's bum".................
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I got thrown out of a pub in Cumbria last night. I only put Bridge Over Troubled Waters on the jukebox........touchy buggers!!...
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You can't win........I thought I'd help out at the Salvation Army soup kitchen........but they got a real strop on at the end of the night. All I said was "Come on eat up.......some of us have...
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Got a phone call this morning from the Halifax....... Him: Hello as a valued account holder we'd like to offer you a marvellous new product. Me: I'm not an account holder.....I closed my ISA with you...
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I was a bit upset when they moved Corrie from Wednesday to Thursday to make way for the football but have since learned to live with it. Tonight, however they are not showing Escape To The Country to...

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