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craft1948 | 13:50 Thu 29th Oct 2009 | ChatterBank
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I mentioned on here that I was receiving naughty text messages to my landline, and the general consensus was that I should make a note of the number, and publish it on here for general abuse/enjoyment.
Since then I have not had any more..........coincidence?
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I'm sorry... I just wanted to do something nice for you :c(
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lol China......I was quite looking forward to the next one....
Me too... I'd incorporated jam and some spandex...
Apologies craft as I'm out of breath after all the Heavy Breathing down the PhoneLine.
That's what you get for running a Phone Sex Service line for lonely men like me from your place.....lol
i must of missed that thread, bugger that would of been fun!
craft's Tel No is 0898-69 69 69 . Her user name is Dolly Buster ;-)))))))
'China Dolly Buster' actually... It's my pet name for her.
i thought it was mrs hairy meat pie?
I sort of wish I hadn't eaten lunch now Fluffy... Ta! :c(
She used to be Mcfluff but she's been to Waxing Parlour recently ! :-)
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sorry redman it wasn't you.......the last one was going into explicit detail about a mother informing a daughter about her marital 'duties'.........................
ah yes i remember now Mrs Mingeless

Sorry China, i'm off shopping now so i'll leave you to enjoy the thought
crafty, what were these marital duties ?
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me too chaps...................the library beckons.......what a bloody exciting life....
First marital duty tonyav, is that a mother should teach her daughter never to speak with her mouth full ! ;-)))))))))
''the library beckons''

craft... you will find me down the 'fantasy and sci-fi' aisle... nekked with a flower in my button hole :-o
I know what you mean red, ( nudge nudge wink wink ) lol
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thanks guys......could see there this thread was heading.......snags you looked great!!

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