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I Know This Is Crass....

.....but my goodness the DoC has grown a pair of knockers over the last few months!

Metric Babies

We struggle to maintain the right to buy a 1/4 of sweets or a lb of carrots from the market stall, yet babies are still only ever measured in imperial weights. Why is that?...

sp1814

The Royal Baby Name Sweepstake

Okay...place your bets. What do you think it will be? Just the first name, and one guess each. I've emailed the AB Editor, and he's promised £750 of Debenhams vouchers to the inner (to be shared if...

SIRandyraven

Fed Up Waiting !

Push Kate ...Push ...the bookies close soon and I want to collect my bet ...if it's a Girl called Vicky

Twit-Who

Ev Sunday Telegraph Enigmatic Variations 1080 By Owzat

I think I've finished this puzzle but not totally sure ..... I think I must have either made a mistake or missed the point. I have 2 of the 7 additional letters out of order and this makes for an...

giveup

Thunder Here

East Devon and absolutely pouring with rain.

Jemisa

Why Are We Waiting?

The whole world is waiting for this Royal baby, it was due on the 13th July where is it? These days they normally induce if its a few days late but here we are almost 10 days over... Is she pregnant...

sandyRoe

How Does This Look As The Start Of A Memoir?

The earliest memory? I don’t know. I’m not sure if this is a true memory or an imagined one. I think I recall my sister telling me that our mother had gone into hospital to have a baby. That would...

ukanonymous

How Many Sitzpinklers Are There On Here

OK guys how many of you are sitzpinklers and how many do you know?

mrs_overall

Morphine Hallucinations

I've had some terrifying ones but most of them are quite entertaining. Some of the better ones include: A paper towel dispenser that turned into a talking horses head. A Chinese dance troupe...

supapapa

Meatloaf

What is it that Meatloaf won`t do for love?

horseshoes

Bookies In Coronation Street

What an absolutely ridiculous story. There is NO WAY a small bookie like that wouldn't lay off that bet. At the very least they'd have laid off a double after the first 2had won. I know it's not real,...

Ric.ror

Very Bad Sunburn

My son has returned from a short break and his very pale skin is red and blistered mostly over his back Shall I take him to the A&e He is 26 by the way Men - just can't be trusted...

ukanonymous

A Bloke Who Quantifies And Analyses Farts

I was on a date last night with a bloke who told me lots about farts. At first it was funny. He quantifies farts by 1. Odour 2. Density and 3. Toxicity. The odour aspect is how much the fart cloud...

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Doctor Gunna Send Me In Next Week If Iron Dont Go Up I Pedrified

i dont want to go in hospital and have someone elses i panicing now xxx

emmie

Do You Think He Has A Point

not sure i do, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2367644/Make-townies-exam-rural-affairs-allowed-vote-says-David-Gower.html?ito=feeds-newsxml...

sad old git

Sadness

I don't know if this is the right slot for this chat but here goes.Earlier yesterday I was sitting in my backyard which I believe estate agents call " courtyard gardens" when I heard a crash on my...

jd_1984

What Do You Think On This One?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/husbands-affair-saved-marriage-mum-2063326...

joggerjayne

Lacrosse World Cup 2013 - Day 10

The Semi Final in the top half of the draw has been decided. The Quarters finished ... England 10 - 0 Wales US 20 - 1 Haudenosaunee So the first Semi Final is ... US v England We have to keep...

flipnflap

Inverdale - Should He Stay Or Go?

Do you think John Inverdale should lose his job over his remark about Marion Bartoli not being "a looker"?...

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