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Bit Of Shakespeare....

A horse, a horse, my Burger Kingdom for a horse
19:39 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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Snow Joke!

Remembering the advice my old Dad had given me about driving in bad winter weather, I decided to follow the snowplow. Things were going fine, then the driver suddenly stopped, got out of his cab and...
21:19 Sat 19th Jan 20133 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:15 Sun 20th Jan 2013
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Snow Shoes

Is it possible to make snow shoes out of old tennis rackets ?
21:01 Sat 19th Jan 20137 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:25 Sun 20th Jan 2013
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Our Feathered Friends

With snow forecast in many parts of the country I think it's important not to forget feeding the birds, to help them through the worst weather! I had Jays, Robins & Blackbirds flying close to me, as...
10:50 Fri 18th Jan 201316 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:42 Sat 19th Jan 2013
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Fishy Tale

Scientists have proven that crabs and other crustaceans do feel pain But what about squid and octopuses or is that another kuttle of fish ?...
15:48 Thu 17th Jan 20132 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:57 Thu 17th Jan 2013
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Its Only Crock & Roll....

Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones were on board a 747, returning to the UK, after a successful and strenuous tour of the US About 6 hours into the 9 hour flight, Mick decided to put his headphones on...
11:27 Tue 15th Jan 20137 answers, last by craft1948 00:03 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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Determined Turtle

A small turtle emerged from the lake and clambered over the mossy roots of a huge redwood tree, when he reached the base of the tree he began to climb the trunk, inching his way slowly but surely to...
22:53 Mon 14th Jan 20135 answers, last by frugalfred 23:37 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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It's Snow Joke....

It was so cold, I saw hitchhikers holding up pictures of their thumbs
17:06 Mon 14th Jan 20131 answer, last by thetaliesin 18:40 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Frozen Bird....

A small bird was flying south for winter. It was sooo cold the bird froze and fell to the ground, into a large field While he was laying there on the frozen ground, a cow came along and dropped a heap...
16:21 Mon 14th Jan 20133 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:51 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Rock Hard Butter!

Does anyone have any tips on making butter (straight from the fridge) spreadable, in a relatively short time ? Would a few seconds in a microwave do the trick ?...
15:32 Mon 14th Jan 201320 answers, last by LyndaB 22:10 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Not Sure What Section To Use, But Here Go's

I often noticed that some people (all races it seems) have a downward pointing smile, which does not reflect on their attitude and can be misleading at times Is there a name for this kind of smile ?...
11:13 Sun 13th Jan 20137 answers, last by China Doll 17:43 Thu 17th Jan 2013
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Pine Cone Feeders

Hi there, Just before Christmas I bought a few pine cone, bird feeders to add some extra variety to the feeding station, which proved to be very popular I'm now drying out the empty cones on the...
12:41 Fri 11th Jan 20133 answers, last by RATTER15 22:32 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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Bar Photo's

I was enjoying a pint in an Ayrshire pub when I noticed a collection of old black and white photo's on the wall, behind the bar The landlord saw me studying them and said with a grin "aye those were...
23:14 Thu 10th Jan 20132 answers, last by fuidgiusdf 02:57 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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Juicy Big Veg

Big willy Wilson was the envy of the neighborhood, his vegetable garden was immaculate and he had won many top prizes at the local horticultural show for his king sized veg which knocked other entries...
01:27 Wed 09th Jan 20135 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:07 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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Time To Change

While I waited in line to buy my train ticket, a gang of workmen turned up and informed the station master that they had come to remove all the clocks "This is ludicrous" the station master retorted...
20:42 Wed 02nd Jan 20133 answers, last by Kiki-frog 12:44 Thu 03rd Jan 2013
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New Kid In Town

Earl was feeling a little uneasy at his new school, especially when his form teacher (Miss Bradshaw) was asking around the class, what their fathers did for a living Hands where shooting up like...
19:59 Tue 01st Jan 20133 answers, last by tenrec 22:15 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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As Dead As Mutton......

Sure, I know what it means but why 'Mutton' ?
22:15 Wed 26th Dec 201210 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 00:29 Fri 28th Dec 2012
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Oops

Jethro and Dave, sat in their local pub and after several beers, Dave said to Jethro "if I was to sneak over to your house while you was playing darts and made love to your wife and she got pregnant...
18:02 Mon 24th Dec 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 00:02 Tue 25th Dec 2012
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I The Dog House

My dog's eaten all the decorations! I took him down to the vet and they said he's suffering from tinsel-itus...
09:56 Mon 24th Dec 20121 answer, last by factor30 09:58 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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Title Here

Woke up this morning and looked out of my window, it's a bit dull and overcast, Still it's not the end of the world Better check the obituaries though...
10:51 Fri 21st Dec 20123 answers, last by sidkid 14:31 Fri 21st Dec 2012

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