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Kitchen Aroma

Just saw my neighbor, Jean in her back garden, so I popped my head over the fence to say hello. "Thats a lovely smell, whats cooking" I asked. "Spicy Moroccan Chicken" She said. "Tagine" ? I asked....
09:49 Sun 25th Sep 20167 answers, last by Chipchopper 01:10 Mon 26th Sep 2016
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Texmex

The waitress snapped at me when I accidentally picked up the wrong order. "Hey thats 'nachos' " She shouted....
09:47 Sat 24th Sep 2016
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Lets Eat Mexican

Q) What did the depressed tortilla say ? A) Just leave me alone, I don't wanna taco 'about it....
18:57 Fri 23rd Sep 20161 answer, last by zebo 23:12 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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Rough Nights Sleep...

I thought my mattress seemed a bit lumpy, so I looked under the sheet. And would you believe it! I found my old tape measure, what a surprise! I don't use it as a rule....
18:35 Fri 23rd Sep 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 19:41 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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Throw It Away And Forget It, Or What ?

I like to know what providers of take-away coffee, use only, cups that are fully bio degradable, ie without polythene lining or plastic tops. Also, those plastic coffee 'pods', seem, so wasteful,...
10:01 Tue 20th Sep 2016
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What ?

I was doing a crossword with my son, whilst he was calling out the clues. "Exells", I heard him say, "3 letters" I struggled with the clue for some time, but with no luck. Some time later, I picked up...
10:36 Mon 19th Sep 20166 answers, last by marval 16:45 Mon 19th Sep 2016
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Camassia 'quamash' Bulbs

After watching 'gardeners world' last week, felt tempted to grow some of these plants, which it seems would do well in my heavy clay soil. As well as their ornamental value for the blue, star-like...
10:17 Mon 19th Sep 20163 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:47 Mon 19th Sep 2016
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Dm Sat ...

Predicament. 18 across. p_i_he. (Last one)
16:49 Sat 17th Sep 20163 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:53 Sat 17th Sep 2016
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Mint Julep

Anyone have any, tried and tested recipes for this refreshing summer drink ?...
18:13 Sat 10th Sep 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:13 Sat 10th Sep 2016
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Scan As You Shop...

Anyone tried it yet. So what did you think ?...
19:37 Wed 07th Sep 201620 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:33 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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Crab Cakes ?

Seems to plenty of recipes out there, but can anyone recommend ready-made ones and where they can be bought ?
19:30 Wed 07th Sep 201611 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:31 Fri 09th Sep 2016
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Going Down

A guy farted in a crowded lift. That's just wrong, on so many levels!...
23:56 Tue 06th Sep 20162 answers, last by roger 06:07 Wed 07th Sep 2016
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Motherland Bbc 2

It came with a warning for bad language, I think the warning should have for bad "acting" from the outset!...
22:47 Tue 06th Sep 20164 answers, last by bednobs 18:02 Fri 09th Sep 2016
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Blue Monday

What does it say on a blues player's gravestone ? "I didn't wake up this morning"...
19:15 Mon 05th Sep 20161 answer, last by Tilly2 19:17 Mon 05th Sep 2016
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Pull Over

A priest gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer spots an empty wine bottle on the seat and smells alcohol on his breath. "Father have you been drinking ?" asks the cop. "Only water my son"....
21:47 Sat 03rd Sep 2016
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Wrestling With Mixed Emotions

Watching my mother in law reversing my brand new BMW up to the edge of the cliff, contemplated on what would be the correct moment to shout stop?...
22:15 Wed 31st Aug 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:48 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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My Dog

My dog ate my wrist watch. So I phoned the vet for advice, he said I should be able to get it back, if I wait but it could be time consuming....
21:55 Wed 31st Aug 20162 answers, last by Tilly2 10:35 Thu 01st Sep 2016
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Late Night Topless Supermarket Shoping

"Bing Bong customer announcement, checkout number 3 pleassse"...
01:19 Wed 31st Aug 201614 answers, last by marval 14:13 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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The Three Moles

A family of moles, take up residency in someones garden lawn : Momma mole, Pappa mole and baby mole. Momma mole says to Pappa mole "I know your eyes aren't too good but stick your head up outa the...
01:09 Wed 31st Aug 20168 answers, last by marval 14:12 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Well... My Wildlife Pond Is Now Set In The Ground...

and I've already had my first visitor, in fact he/she was overseeing operations from start to finish and I don't think he will ever be too far away! Yes, you've guessed it the ubiquitous robin, I must...
09:29 Tue 30th Aug 201610 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:41 Tue 30th Aug 2016

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