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Head Room

I decided to visit an old friend, just to shoot the breeze and catch up on things, while his wife was away at a health farm for a few days. As we sat there in the living room, drinking coffee I...
18:44 Sat 27th Aug 2016
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Wow What A Beaut!

When I returned to the garden, my eyes were treated to what I initially thought was a large, mostly bright orange butterfly, fluttering about from flower to flower on my buddleja bush. It was only...
17:33 Sat 27th Aug 201615 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:05 Mon 29th Aug 2016
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Has He Lost The Plot Or What ?

Down on the allotment, a man was puzzled by the poor quality and odd shape of his vegetables. "I just can't understand it" He told a fellow plot holder "I've fed the well and everything" "What have...
20:15 Fri 26th Aug 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:53 Sat 27th Aug 2016
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Which Pond ?

After finding no fewer than 6 toads under my plastic garden storage box, its inspired me to install a medium sized pond specifically for wildlife (no fish). I've been pondering on which materials to...
20:16 Mon 15th Aug 20163 answers, last by woofgang 22:27 Mon 15th Aug 2016
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Disappointing Lack Of Butterflies

When my Buddleja first came into flower a few weeks ago, I found it encouraging to see some butterflies being attracted, including a : Painted lady, a few Commas and a Red admiral, even though the...
09:26 Wed 10th Aug 20164 answers, last by HansUrbancka 09:45 Wed 10th Aug 2016
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Fez's Off To Tommy

A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing shorts made out of cling film. The shrink looks at him and says..."well, I can clearly see you're nuts"....
21:59 Thu 28th Jul 201622 answers, last by Patsy33 23:35 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Hose Reel Fixing

I have attached a garden hose reel to a wall, trouble is the holes drilled into the brickwork are too big and I don't think they will hold. What can I do to get a good fixing ? It has a steel bracket...
12:51 Thu 28th Jul 201610 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:32 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

I opened up a barber shop in Venice. Didn't get much trade, even though I had one of those red and white poles outside....
19:57 Tue 26th Jul 20166 answers, last by mallyh 07:41 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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Ceramic Venture

I'm about to open a crockery shop in Israel, next to the law courts, its called the Judiciary.
19:38 Tue 26th Jul 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:10 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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Garden Hose

My old plastic, garden hose reel has seen better days. Its become warped, leaky and difficult to use. I'm thinking of replacing it with a wall mounted type with at least 25m of hose. Any good...
08:16 Tue 26th Jul 20167 answers, last by BRIGHT SPARK 19:44 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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Finder

In my box of drill bits and screwdriver bits, I have a couple of plastic, cone shaped widgets labeled 'finders'. What I'd like to know is, what is their function ?...
07:57 Tue 26th Jul 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:35 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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Behold The Milk Drinker

Good advert but shouldn't that guy look like he's enjoying the the milk ?
20:58 Mon 25th Jul 20161 answer, last by Old_Geezer 07:37 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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Squirrel Digits ?

I was astonished when I read somewhere that squirrels have four fingers on each hand but have five toes on each foot. Is this true ? Its been driving me nuts!...
17:14 Thu 14th Jul 20165 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:48 Thu 14th Jul 2016
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Skinny Fool

I saw a Hipster in a waiting room at the local A & E. The nurse asked him what had happened ? He replied (with great difficulty) that he had burnt his tongue by drinking his coffee, before it was...
10:21 Thu 14th Jul 20164 answers, last by Sipowicz 11:14 Thu 14th Jul 2016
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Extra Food Needed

I heard somewhere recently that birds that specialize in feeding in trees, as opposed to ground feeders are finding it tough finding food to feed their young as well as themselves, due to heavy rain...
17:53 Thu 23rd Jun 20162 answers, last by rowanwitch 12:49 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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A Solar Panel....

walks into a bar and says "I'll have a light beer"...
00:28 Mon 20th Jun 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 16:36 Mon 20th Jun 2016
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Slug Deterrent, It Seems Like The Answers Been Right Beneith My Feet...literally

I thought I'd share this tip with those who are plagued by slugs. I was reading an article in a gardening magazine regarding Runner beans, when I came across this tip, that I think is worth trying......
23:58 Sun 19th Jun 201625 answers, last by Ric.ror 18:55 Wed 22nd Jun 2016
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Uefa Cup

A Scotsman walks into a bar and the barman says "where are all the other guys ?"...
20:58 Fri 17th Jun 20163 answers, last by fiction-factory 21:05 Fri 17th Jun 2016
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Hey Nice Parasol!

I was admiring my neighbors fine range of garden ornaments and outdoor furniture. He explained that he had got everything, on-line. "Amazon or ebay" ? I asked. "Nope...Google earth" He said....
10:39 Tue 07th Jun 201610 answers, last by InHollinger23 12:00 Wed 24th Apr 2019
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Attention Barbecue Chefs

If the weather improves, I'm thinking of firing up my charcoal barbecue. The main point of my question is - Whats the best way to cook sausage links, bearing in mind that my hand is less steady than...
10:00 Sun 29th May 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:18 Sun 29th May 2016

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