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Ring Tone

My phone rang on the bus this morning and after I'd taken the call, the guy behind me said,"Excuse me, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? My friend and I heard your phone ringing and I'm...
13:54 Thu 29th Oct 2020
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Christianity - American Style

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/us-evangelical-group-takes-legal-080044811.html...
16:11 Wed 28th Oct 202014 answers, last by naomi24 00:33 Thu 29th Oct 2020
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Cruising

My friend was telling me she used to play a musical instrument on a cruise ship. I said, "Piano". She replied "No, Cunard"....
13:55 Wed 28th Oct 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 15:59 Wed 28th Oct 2020
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The Mary Whitehouse Effect

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-54614343...
11:58 Wed 28th Oct 202035 answers, last by AuntPollyGrey 12:14 Thu 29th Oct 2020
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More Indecipherable Spam

A few Abers caught this SPAM, but for those who didn't, here it is without the links/product name. I'm not even sure what it is, but it gave me a chuckle. (Product) is an essentialness saver machine...
21:03 Tue 27th Oct 202011 answers, last by sanmac 22:25 Tue 27th Oct 2020
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Starving

If you starve one child that's a crime. If you starve 1 million children that's Compassionate Conservatism....
18:14 Mon 26th Oct 2020153 answers, last by AuntPollyGrey 11:58 Tue 27th Oct 2020
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How Does Boris Differ From Maggie ?

Maggie starved the miners Boris starved the minors...
12:19 Mon 26th Oct 20202 answers, last by Sunk 12:27 Mon 26th Oct 2020
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A lot of money is tainted - tain't yours and tain't mine = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = I for one, love Roman numerals. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =...
19:39 Sun 25th Oct 2020
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Wanted !

A shop assistant fought off a robber with his labelling gun. Police are looking for a man with a price on his head....
19:26 Sun 25th Oct 20202 answers, last by zebo 22:37 Sun 25th Oct 2020
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England 92 - 91 Germany :-)

Well done Lewis. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/54682833...
19:10 Sun 25th Oct 202021 answers, last by theshedman 11:58 Mon 26th Oct 2020
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Spam As Writ.

I've posted before about the amusing mangling of English in Spam, which most Abers don't get to see thanks to the alertness of Mods. Here is an example from this morning with links etc removed (posted...
11:33 Fri 23rd Oct 20206 answers, last by Peter Pedant 15:39 Fri 23rd Oct 2020
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In The Papers

After emerging from lockdown and shielding, I decided to pop along my local Origami club this evening. Sadly, it's folded.
00:17 Fri 23rd Oct 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 12:36 Fri 23rd Oct 2020
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Not Just Your Hands

I don't know whether this is just more pseudo-science mumbo-jumbo or a genuine postulation, but possibly worth a try. To deter/defeat Coronavirus don't just wash your hands, but your mouth and nose...
15:12 Thu 22nd Oct 20208 answers, last by LadyCG 15:42 Thu 22nd Oct 2020
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Gove's Job Creation Scheme

How pathetic. Gove boasting in Parliament that the building of lots of lorry parks to cope with the enormous post-Brexit queues is a job creation opportunity....
23:17 Tue 20th Oct 202035 answers, last by dannyk13 12:37 Wed 21st Oct 2020
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On Your Bike !

https://ibb.co/C58jwZ8...
01:04 Tue 20th Oct 2020
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Kharma

I hope the Covid-Doubters on Ab make note of this - In spite of their obstinacy, I would still hate the same Kharma to visit them....
09:20 Sun 18th Oct 20204 answers, last by rockyracoon 11:37 Sun 18th Oct 2020
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Brace

So we're now told to brace ourselves for a no-deal Brexit. Seems like last year's oven-ready deal passed it's sell by date. And whatever happened to the promised sunny uplands of "independence" ?...
22:32 Sat 17th Oct 20204 answers, last by gulliver1 09:58 Sun 18th Oct 2020
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The Gambler

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to...
22:11 Sat 17th Oct 20207 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:27 Mon 19th Oct 2020
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Company Loyalty

Naomi's charity question got me thinking (quiet there at the back) about how adherent should employees be to the interests/beliefs of their employer. In the Naomi example, should Charity employees...
10:49 Fri 16th Oct 20209 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:41 Sun 10th Jan 2021
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Joe's Funeral

Joe passed away. His will provided £30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed, his widow, Helen, turned to her oldest friend Jody and said, "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased."...
00:50 Fri 16th Oct 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 15:06 Fri 16th Oct 2020

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