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"Married At 16 ? - That Won't Last"

How wrong can you be. A pity her Mum was "too ashamed to attend the wedding" - self-centred cow https://uk.yahoo.com/news/couple-youngest-britain-celebrate-60th-wedding-anniversary-085616981.html...
14:37 Wed 21st Jul 202110 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 18:14 Wed 21st Jul 2021
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Liverpool Stripped Of World Heritage Status

This doesn't surprise me. When I visited the city about 4 years ago, there was already a hideous excrescence next to the Three Graces. Now the regenerated waterfront (which was very worthy of its...
13:04 Wed 21st Jul 202124 answers, last by William51 07:48 Wed 28th Jul 2021
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Quote Taken From Facebook

I have been wearing a mask since we were first advised to do so and I will continue to do so when I want to or until I feel it is OK to stop. I'm not sure why being considerate to others for the...
19:07 Tue 20th Jul 20215 answers, last by Atheist 22:13 Tue 20th Jul 2021
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Last Words Of A Non-Vaccinated

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/jab-england-fan-last-words-covid-euro-2020-122227841.html?.tsrc=fp_deeplink...
17:50 Tue 20th Jul 202121 answers, last by Peter Pedant 09:00 Wed 21st Jul 2021
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What A Thicko

Thicko returned fixed penalty notice claiming it wasn't him driving, and identifying an associate(!) as the driver. Police checked showed that at the time of the incident the associate was in jail :-D...
14:57 Tue 20th Jul 202115 answers, last by New Judge 14:28 Wed 21st Jul 2021
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Any Minute Now

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-57849364...
14:11 Tue 20th Jul 20211 answer, last by Canary42 14:16 Tue 20th Jul 2021
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Lockdown

HIGNFY joke https://ibb.co/QNqTVxv...
12:37 Tue 20th Jul 2021
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Beach Handball

Proof that it's all about displaying the female form, nothing to do with real sport. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/handball/57890430...
11:47 Tue 20th Jul 202119 answers, last by jno 18:52 Tue 20th Jul 2021
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The Sound Of Silence - Should We Re-Invoke It ?

I had to laugh. Today I got an e-mail from my local library which included the following blurb :- [i] "Don’t forget, your library isn’t just for borrowing books. You can also print out documents, use...
10:15 Tue 20th Jul 202133 answers, last by barry1010 19:05 Tue 20th Jul 2021
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Tourist Information

A man walks into the Tourist Information Centre in Newquay and asks, “Excuse me, what’s the quickest way to get to Lands End?” “Are you walking, or do you have a car?” asks the tourism advisor. “I...
19:48 Mon 19th Jul 20211 answer, last by JimF 19:50 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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The Fancy Dress Party

A man turned up for a fancy dress party with a woman on his back. This led to the following conversation with another guest :- "What have you come as?" "A snail" "Well, who is that on your back?" "Oh,...
23:59 Sun 18th Jul 20211 answer, last by Hopkirk 00:19 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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Q: Too Hot In The Car ?

A: Dunk it in the pool. But the recovery op can be tricky as seen in this video. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/teenage-driver-receives-citation-car-104847543.html...
18:09 Sun 18th Jul 20213 answers, last by choux 18:58 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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Tick Without Complying ?

The little box says something like "I have read and fully accept the Terms and Conditions". The online sale won't go through unless you tick the box. But do you always read the T&C (usually several...
14:04 Sun 18th Jul 202111 answers, last by barry1010 16:29 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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Blundering Boris U-Turns Yet Again

The coward's scared of losing votes of course, having noted the reaction to his original "decision". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57879730...
13:59 Sun 18th Jul 202121 answers, last by gulliver1 15:58 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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Malaria And Covid-19

When scientists discovered that mosquitoes were responsible for spreading malaria, they virtually eradicated (or severely reduced) it by destroying their breeding grounds (swamps and stagnant waters)....
23:02 Sat 17th Jul 20215 answers, last by TheChair 08:34 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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The Matians Have Landed

One nabbed from Facebook https://ibb.co/QmQNRGn...
17:29 Sat 17th Jul 20212 answers, last by bookbinder 17:37 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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How Dare They?

How dare these people who boycott the NHS's Covid preventative measures then take up valuable NHS time/resources by exploiting the NHS's Covid curative measures. [i] Cake and eat it [i] springs to...
16:02 Sat 17th Jul 20219 answers, last by pixie374 18:31 Sun 18th Jul 2021
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New Category Needed ?

Perhaps, in addition to Chatterbank we need a Comedybank category (to which Jokes could possibly be sub-setted). I suggest this in view of my Anti-vaxers post which got serious when intended as comic...
15:29 Sat 17th Jul 20213 answers, last by pixie374 15:38 Sat 17th Jul 2021
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Butterflies And Bees

"Plant wild flowers and the colourful bees and butterflies will come", they said. So I did, and they did. But while the bees flock to the flowers the only butterflies I've seen are the plain white...
14:15 Sat 17th Jul 20216 answers, last by Canary42 12:37 Mon 19th Jul 2021

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