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Little Johnny Again

Johnny: Dad, I've decided to get married Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind ? Johnny: Yes, Grandma. She said she loves me, and I love her - she's the best cook and story teller in the whole...
06:01 Fri 21st Feb 20202 answers, last by marval 19:47 Fri 21st Feb 2020
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Little Johnny

The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious bad language and was shocked. She reprimanded him, “Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did...
04:34 Fri 21st Feb 20202 answers, last by marval 19:35 Fri 21st Feb 2020
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Diary Of An Ark

Noah’s diary, Day 38 Running out of food, will soon have to start eating the animals. Noah’s diary, Day 39 It was a good idea I had yesterday, these unicorns are delicious....
16:55 Tue 18th Feb 20205 answers, last by Canary42 22:08 Tue 18th Feb 2020
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The Veganista March On

Not happy with attaining "religious" status from a stupid judge the other week, they now invade the work-place with their draconian laws. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51529207...
13:01 Tue 18th Feb 202025 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 15:21 Thu 20th Feb 2020
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Ugh!

There I was, scrolling through a delicious-sounding recipe online when interleaved with it I encounter an advert - graphically illustrated - for a cure for toenail fungus. It quite put me off the...
22:57 Mon 17th Feb 20204 answers, last by Maydup 10:36 Tue 18th Feb 2020
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Post-Brexit Compassionate Conservatism At Work

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/italian-man-95-resident-uk-070051038.html...
16:23 Mon 17th Feb 202023 answers, last by webbo3 20:35 Tue 18th Feb 2020
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Who Said ?

"I'm going to give you an absolutely categorical assurance I will keep Sajid Javid as my chancellor. I think he's a great guy, and I think he is doing a fantastic job."...
02:42 Fri 14th Feb 20205 answers, last by emmie 11:25 Fri 14th Feb 2020
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Fly Me To The Moon

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51487871 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQR0bXO_yI8...
20:45 Thu 13th Feb 20205 answers, last by teacake44 13:43 Fri 14th Feb 2020
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Baa

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 38 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog....
20:15 Thu 13th Feb 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 21:40 Thu 13th Feb 2020
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A Wonderful Old Building

They don't make them like that any more. This article may be of interest for anybody into architecture, it covers the preservation of a magnificent swimming baths in Birmingham....
18:04 Wed 12th Feb 20206 answers, last by jno 18:54 Wed 12th Feb 2020
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How To Curry Favour With A Customer ;-)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-51464394...
19:32 Tue 11th Feb 202019 answers, last by TheDevil 15:34 Wed 12th Feb 2020
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The Atheist

An atheist was walking through the woods. "How wonderful nature is, What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he...
19:10 Mon 10th Feb 20205 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:30 Thu 05th Mar 2020
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Why Do We Need Sport Relief

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4G27S7NS1jLf0pzBCVpPrrS/sport-relief Why do we need Sport Relief, there's billions of pounds sloshing around in sport these days - just redistribute it.....
18:41 Mon 10th Feb 20204 answers, last by Ken4155 10:33 Sat 15th Feb 2020
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Stuff The Nhs, Let's Splash Out On Another White Elephant . . . .

. . . . like HS2, Garden Bridge, scrapped 50p commemoration coin, Water Cannon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51443191...
17:47 Mon 10th Feb 202015 answers, last by ToraToraTora 21:34 Mon 10th Feb 2020
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Incomers

The Neanderthals The Goths The Vikings The Angles The Saxons The Celts The Romans The Normans Bluddy Europeans, coming over here and creating Britain...
15:35 Mon 10th Feb 20202 answers, last by maggiebee 19:08 Mon 10th Feb 2020
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Do You Like Butterflies

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p081lmsx...
00:47 Mon 10th Feb 20209 answers, last by hereIam 17:42 Mon 10th Feb 2020
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Ciara

The children haven't stopped looking through the window since this storm started. I guess if it gets any worse I'll have to let then in....
21:12 Sun 09th Feb 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:52 Mon 10th Feb 2020
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Amazing Misses

In a penalty shoot-out, after 4 successes, nine misses followed in succession. The 14th kick then decided the match. Unbelievable. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/51427581...
19:40 Sun 09th Feb 20201 answer, last by Gizmonster 19:55 Sun 09th Feb 2020
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Is The English Language Too Rich For The Average Spellchecker ?

I often see examples of where this is probably the case. The one which inspired this post was "Nothing phased her" for "Nothing fazed her". Homophones seem to defeat the technology, and mislead the...
19:20 Sun 09th Feb 202039 answers, last by ToraToraTora 09:56 Mon 10th Feb 2020
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Nature In The Garden

Some years ago I responded positively to an RSPB appeal, and planted a hedge (mixed holly and beech) along the back of my garden. It is now some 10 feet in height, and several feet thick. The amount...
16:23 Thu 06th Feb 20209 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:10 Thu 06th Feb 2020

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