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For Those Of You Still Awake...

Sex After Surgery A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in...
02:31 Wed 06th Nov 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:12 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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A Word Of Advice...

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short – enjoy it.. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and...
00:42 Sat 02nd Nov 201319 answers, last by shoota 01:16 Sat 02nd Nov 2013
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Halloween...

What Halloween customs do you remember from your childhood?
00:00 Fri 01st Nov 201323 answers, last by ludwig 14:02 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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When...

is "Mr Selfridge" due back on our screens?...
19:43 Wed 30th Oct 20133 answers, last by Fanriffic 21:51 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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Did You Complain To The Council......?

These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing on it. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house...
12:53 Wed 30th Oct 20132 answers, last by marval 18:55 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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The Cat...

> We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the back garden. > > We...
14:09 Mon 28th Oct 20136 answers, last by tonyav 22:43 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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Just Felt Like Saying It.....

You are a great lot...
01:41 Mon 28th Oct 201321 answers, last by Butterbun 14:37 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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I Was Amazed!!

22:02 Fri 25th Oct 201368 answers, last by tonyav 23:18 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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Claret Jug...

How does one wash a claret jug which has a very narrow neck? Any advice appreciated. Thanks.
23:04 Thu 24th Oct 201314 answers, last by heathfield 15:03 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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Two Young Boys...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy...
20:01 Thu 17th Oct 20135 answers, last by askyourgran 23:35 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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New Australian Telephone Greeting:

Wouldn't it be amazing, if this were to be introduced here ! 'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO "CENTRELINK" THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE' "Press '1' if you speak English." ''Press ''2''...
11:03 Thu 17th Oct 20137 answers, last by Old_Geezer 13:50 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Plums

Bought a punnet of plums over a week ago. They were hard but, (foolish me) I thought they would ripen......they didn't!!! What'll I do with them now? Please don't advise throwing them out. I hate...
18:28 Fri 11th Oct 201312 answers, last by baza 00:48 Sat 12th Oct 2013
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The New Natural Laws!!

1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to...
11:11 Mon 07th Oct 20134 answers, last by joggerjayne 19:40 Mon 07th Oct 2013
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At University...

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library and asked a girl "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"...
11:52 Sun 29th Sep 20131 answer, last by frugalfred 20:48 Sun 29th Sep 2013
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On A Bus...

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...
11:33 Sun 29th Sep 20131 answer, last by pixie373 11:35 Sun 29th Sep 2013
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Avocados...

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife...
21:53 Thu 26th Sep 20138 answers, last by Georgiesmum 08:51 Sat 28th Sep 2013
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2+2+2=7

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how...
21:50 Thu 26th Sep 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:46 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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The Haircut...

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up...
21:44 Thu 26th Sep 20131 answer, last by marval 22:16 Thu 26th Sep 2013
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A Few Interesting Facts...

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thigh-bones are...
11:05 Thu 26th Sep 201311 answers, last by pusskin 14:01 Thu 26th Sep 2013
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Suggestions Please...

Ceramic pot in a very shaded dry place. Had a "buxus" in it- now needs replacing. Pot is approz 20'' tallX24". Thanks in advance....
11:52 Fri 20th Sep 20136 answers, last by Buenchico 20:12 Fri 20th Sep 2013

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