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Sex After Surgery A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in...
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1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short – enjoy it.. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and...
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What Halloween customs do you remember from your childhood?
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is "Mr Selfridge" due back on our screens?...
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These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing on it. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house...
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> We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the back garden. > > We...
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You are a great lot...
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How does one wash a claret jug which has a very narrow neck? Any advice appreciated. Thanks.
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy...
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Wouldn't it be amazing, if this were to be introduced here ! 'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO "CENTRELINK" THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE' "Press '1' if you speak English." ''Press ''2''...
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Bought a punnet of plums over a week ago. They were hard but, (foolish me) I thought they would ripen......they didn't!!! What'll I do with them now? Please don't advise throwing them out. I hate...
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1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to...
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A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library and asked a girl "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"...
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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife...
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Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how...
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up...
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thigh-bones are...
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Ceramic pot in a very shaded dry place. Had a "buxus" in it- now needs replacing. Pot is approz 20'' tallX24". Thanks in advance....

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